The Senrega ISBI Legacy 1.3
Sorry I haven't stuck to my once-a-week schedule... it turns out that year 12 requires work. Anyway, last time, two babies were born. And IDK, there was some ISBI-related fun.
Michelle and Ti-Ning decide to have some fun WooHooing in bed... only to discover that their son Bradley is bogarting it.
Michelle: That's not very fun!
Oh, A++ parenting, guys.
Michelle: HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY
Bianca: NEED TOILETTTTTT
Ti-Ning: SLEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Michelle: Excuse me, I was sleepy first! DX
Bianca: BATHE MEEEEEEEEEEE
Michelle: *ignores*
Bianca: Fine, I'll just bathe myself in toilet water ='(
Bianca: WAAH I WANNA GO TO BED
Bradley: But... but... I have to get to the toilet =(
I feel so sorry for this child.
So sorry, in fact, that I woke Michelle up to bathe her.
Michelle: You know my hunger bar had BOTTOMED OUT, right?!
Me: OK, OK, I'm sorry. Go eat some cereal.
On the bright side, baby #3 is coming along nicely.
Bradley: zzzzz... is that an elephant waking me up?
Bradley asked his dad to read him a story. Which was fine.
Except for this.
I couldn't work out how to end story time without issuing a command to either of them. Ultimately, Bradley missed school, and Ti-Ning missed work. And they autonomously ended story time pretty much the second their transport drove off. =|
Not unexpectedly, Ti-Ning spent his day talking sports with his Internet buddies.
I know, I know. But it's not my fault!!
Well. This birthday's going to be fun.
See what I mean?
Bianca: I HAVE TO PEE!! WHERE IS A TOILET?
Either she couldn't find it, or she didn't know how to use it. Regardless, the end result is the same.
She's pretty cute, though. And growing into her nose.
She headed back to the toilet for some reason, and then... she... passed out. I don't think she's really understood its function.
This constant nagging from the social worker is REALLY annoying. It's not like Bradley's grades can possibly improve until tomorrow, anyway!
Besides, why would I want to make him do homework when he's so helpful around the house?
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Bianca spends a lot of her time throwing temper tantrums.
Go go, baby, go go!
Bradley got a D+ ;_;
Michelle: Bianca, would you like some help with your homework so you don't fail out of school? :D
Bianca: NOOOOOOOOOOO
I think the homework aspect of ISBI is going to be the hardest for me.
How many petty fears are there? What could possibly have gone wrong?
Bradley: I HATE VIOLINS
And it actually UPSETS YOU when people mention them? That's a little extreme, don't you think?
Ti-Ning, don't think I don't see you walking away "innocently" from the computer.
Ti-Ning: Noooo we can barely cope with two babies!
Bradley: I'm just going to stare at the sky ceiling and act like none of this is happening, mmkay?
This is Abby! Again, brown hair, green eyes, but she has S3 skin.
I bought a toddler blanket this time. You see, now when Abby becomes a toddler, she'll be able to fend for herself!
For now, though, she's subject to the whims of her parents. Even when they want to move her to the floor in front of the fridge. -_-
Mission Keep Bradley From Failing Out Of School begins!
Birthday time!
... or, y'know, not.
Let's try again!
... Uhhh. Sorry, Abster.
Ti-Ning: Stinky baby... means... BEDTIME! :D
And because Ti-Ning is very knowledgeable about how to treat stinky babies, he ALSO leaves the radio on. Playing rock, not lullabies.
Bradley's FAVOURITE thing to do is to watch movies while his mother is sleeping. He never watches movies while she's awake -- only when she's in bed, with her energy bar pretty much bottomed out.
Michelle: Uggggh... who turned that TV on?
Bradley: Well, don't look at me, mother! Would I do such a thing?
Oh gee, thanks Ti-Ning. So you changed your baby's nappy, but left the nappy on the floor, and then put the baby right next to the nappy?! AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER FACE??
Let's try this whole birthday thing again.
OMG, it worked!!
Buh... what.
WHAT
Abby: WAAAH MY PARENTS THINK SEX IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN POTTY-TRAINING ME ;_;
Oh, yay! Another kid who plays in the toilet!
I think Bradley is very active... he RUNS EVERYWHERE and is super ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT EVERYTHING.
He also pays attention to his little sister. Well, uhh, he did once. In this picture. That's about it.
You know, it sure is a good thing that toddlers can speak before learning to talk. It's the only thing keeping Abby alive right now.
Are you serious?
Well, that's just too bad. Mission Keep Bradley From Failing Out Of School isn't complete yet!
Abby: WAAAH MY LIFE IS SO MEANINGLESS... DEVOID OF VALUE... I'LL NEVER GROW UP WELL ;_;
What? She's been standing on her feet all night!
Eh, I don't really care if Bradley has horrible grades. So long as he's not failing, and so long as he doesn't get himself and his siblings confiscated by the social worker, I don't really care.
And then he grew up to be a teenager. This was his first autonomous action -- checking himself out. He rolled Pleasure.
Abby's birthday is a rollicking good time, as you can see.
This was HER first autonomous action.
Abby: That did soooo not happen... it soooooo didn't happen...
Michelle: HOW DARE YOU?! *lecture lecture*
It turns out that Abby is like the most freaking adorable kid ever. She grew out of that dire lack of cheekbones! Shoo-in for heir, y/y??
Abby: MY LIFE SUCKS AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, BIANCA *poke*
Bianca: Please! My life sucked WAAAAY more than yours did!
Abby: I think you put a hole in my chest O_O
Bianca: I NEED TO SHOWERRRRRR
Abby: You are soooo stinky! Nyah nyah!
Bianca: I am SHOCKED!
Abby: I like harps
Bianca: Eww, harps >(
Abby: BUT I HATE MUSIC
Bianca: HDU SAY THAT ABOUT MUSIC *minus*
Their poking war lasted much of the rest of the evening.
Bianca: Time to wake Mum up with some movies :)
Being aware of your actions doesn't make them any better, you know!
ISBI Stats:
Torch Holders: 1
Permaplat Sims: 0
Deaths: 0
Accidental Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 1 (+2 toddler pass-outs, only one of which was pictured)
Pants-Pissings: 2
Shrink Visits: 0