The Spritas 9.6
Yes, FINALLY, another Spritas update!! It's only taken months and months. I hope you guys can follow it all despite the long time between updates it's been... if not (highly probable) you can always go back through this comm and refresh your memories :P Otherwise, enjoy!
Warnings: profanity, violence, nudity. As per usual!
For some reason when I loaded my game, Kevin and Bellatrix were both angling for some good old-fashioned Sprita marriages. And I was like, why?!?!? Who the hell in the Sprita family found love while I was playing the Antikvas.
Then I remembered how Alexandra had seduced two of Kevin and Bellatrix's children :|
Um yeah, sorry guys, I don't think she's quite the marrying type.
Bellatrix also has random red fumes between her legs... idgi.
If you haven't read the Antikvas to work out why this apology is necessary... SHAME ON YOU I EVEN PUT A WARNING IN THE TEASER FOR YOU ummm I mean there is a good reason. Yeah.
D'awwww.
ok cool.
They were both seriously rolling billions of wants about how they wanted to make things up to each other. It was kind of cute and yet also suspicious.
PS THAT IS A LOT OF MAKE-UP WOOHOO HOLY CRAP.
I was randomly clicking around to see what everyone else was doing and it was like,
sleeping...
sleeping...
smustling...
hot tu- HOLY CRAP AURORA WHAT THE FUCK
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS TEEN CAME FROM??? AURORA HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I DON'T GET IT
These two had their made-up woohoo but it doesn't seem that important any more :(
Way to be kinda awkward, Times New Roman Dork.
More random admiration for Kevin Sprita! geeeeez when they say "Sociable Celebrity", they really mean it, don't they?
oh...
Kevin seems more interested in Katniss though. I mean, no joke, he keeps following her all around the house and stalking her. AND GUESS WHAT I CHECKED THEIR RELATIONSHIP PANEL AND ~~~THEY ARE NOT FAMILY~~~ WHY AM I SO SUSPICIOUS
ok also partly because of this, I am suspicious.
Seriously though Kevface, she's your great-granddaughter... can't you give it a rest? :'(
yes, I am certain that violence is an improvement on this situation. Good work, fuckface.
Kinda awkward when the only person who gives you a tip is your mum...
Why is Johanna crying???
Because VIOLENCE.
Just for the record, Veronica totally started this. As if she would forsake her bloodthirsty reputation by letting someone else initiate violence against her!
Gale learning about ~~~the Sprita way~~~
D'awwwww, dancing! THEY HAVE FORGIVEN EACH OTHER! ♥
ok, Luna actually did start this one. Not very wise.
♥ ♥ ♥
Why am I taking so many pictures of their dancing, you might ask? Well...
Because all dances must come to an end :(
She's still looking so giddy, like she doesn't know :( :( :(
Oh whatttttttt. I thought for sure I'd fixed that! I definitely found out why it was happening, maybe I confused that with actually fixing the problem...
Well anyway, heart-wrenching death scene ruined now.
She doesn't want to die :'( :'( :'(
Oliver Beachwee sure is a kind-hearted stranger, though. He basically came home from work with Aurora and I don't think he knows Bellatrix at all, yet he's STILL bawling!
I'm glad that Kevin and Bellatrix were at least on good terms when she died. God knows that wasn't for certain :P
Adieu, Bellatrix, you may have been a hypocrite of the highest order but I'll still miss you ♥
Clearly there's only one way to deal with this grief, and that is BRAWLING.
...if you're Luna, that is. Yes, she actually started this :| VERONICA'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
See?! I told you! I told youuuuuuuu!
One day, she'll learn. :|
...oh? Well if I recall correctly Veronica has destroyed all her other relationships with every other person, so GOGOGO OLIVER BEACHWEE!
Kevinnnnnn. You were not supposed to get over the love of your life's death in half an hour. Fuck you.
Whyyyyy do you do this, Aurora. She never accepts your advances :(
...but apparently Mac is different. idgi.
ahaha the look on Katniss' face!!
Yes she's sleeping on a sofa because I don't think she knows how beds work. Like seriously, I haven't seen her use a bed since she became a teen, I don't think.
BUT WAIT. WHAT IS THIS.
I guess Veronica and Danielle were actually not furious with each other, whoops...
Oh well, Veronica has a back-up plan!!
Huh? Since when did Veronica even have a positive reputation :| SHE BASHES PEOPLE UP LIKE EVERY DAY.
Offer REJECTED because Veronica's already in her LTW career. But I appreciate the thought.
Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Oliver: Your sister is fiiiiiiiiine!
I'm loving the look on Veronica's face ahaha.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...tears of joy? Mac, you confuse me.
Oliver: So... I really, really like you :|
Veronica: Really?! 8D
EPIC FAIL on not providing a self-centred response though.
There are no pictures of what happened next but pretty sure you don't need any, y/y.
By the way did I mention IT IS GALE'S BIRTHDAY????
He rolled Family/Fortune which is a pretty fucking non-badass aspiration to roll >:| Aspiration to be Captain Hero.
WHY CAN NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE REMEMBER WHERE THEIR BEDS ARE, HOLY FUCKING CRAP
oh wait... I guess Luna has an excuse, if Lily's jumping on her bed.
More violence? You bet.
Cinna's OTH is apparently Fitness :P AS WELL AS BEING ADORABLE
Johanna's pretty adorable too though. She's kind of obsessed with Alabama :S
fuq u, Jake. You interrupted their game-playing just to yell? :|
I remembered that Mac's LTW is still 20 Simultaneous Lovers and she's still only at 7 :| Time to work on this.
Mac didn't actually greet the Cheerleader and they didn't actually say hi or anything, just headed straight for the hot tub. Ay...
Well, there's #8 :D
I don't get how these trees have fruit to be harvested in the middle of winter, but ok.
This town is full of badass newspaper thieves. Today: Anneliese Pie.
huh?
I think Eirik Antikva came home from work with somebody.
Yay, #9!
Kevin: So my wife who just died, she was pretty hot!
Luna: Yeah!
Me: ...
This is actually about as close to mourning as Kevin came >:|
Ummmmmmmmmm... guys...
WELL STOP REJECTING HER ADVANCES THEN
Lily's birthday!! :D
...um...
no seriously, what the fuck is this.
Katniss eventually decided she could concentrate on the birthday, but not Aurora, it seems :(
Anyways, it's Lily! She rolled Romance/Family. As you do. Her LTW is to become Captain Hero :/
D'awwwww. I love these two. They are my OTP ♥
Katniss...
So. Much. Unease about this situation. SO MUCH.
No, Eirik, you are not really helping.
Look who's out and about!! Checking out the ladies even from beyond the grave.
btw, it's Severus' birthday too!
Owen Piper totally randomly broke into the house mid-birthday to yell at Prim. For spying on him, I guess. Still: laaaaaaaaaame!
I think he's still one stylin' elder ;)
I'm confused.
WHAT!!
AURORA!!!!
lol omg. This shit is bananas.
Like, this is DEFINITELY better than Katniss getting her first kiss from her super-skeevy great-grandpa or something. But still. I find it a concern that Aurora manages to keep doing this behind my back.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GIVE ME WHIPLASH. STOP ALL DOING THINGS AT ONCE!!!
It's Jake's birthday too. He doesn't get a cake because Luna and Danielle monopolised the kitchen for their fight :/
...uh.
BETTER! :D Actually, he's still pretty smokin' as an elder too. Severus/Jake FTW!!! (not that I am shallow)
Notice Cinna being a little badass and eating her cake IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT CLOUD. I love Cinna.
No need, obnoxious warning! Cinna's doing a damn good job of FEEDING HERSELF :P
After literally five Sim-hours, Luna was vanquished. By which I mean Danielle kicked her ass.
lol sure Luna, I totally believe you.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK YOU EIRIK
I am mighty suspicious of this want, Katniss. Mighty suspicious.
UM WHAT, KATNISS
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU TWO ARE SOMEHOW RELATED. SOMEHOW. DON'T ASK ME HOW BUT SOMEHOW.
(ok I did actually work it out... Katniss' grandpa (Severus) is the brother of Lily's mum (Luna). Which makes them first-cousins-once-removed, I think.)
newaiz don't worry, Veronica is still up to her old violent and physically intimidating tricks.
annnnnd Mac is admiring her girlfriend's body. I like how these sisters are like polar opposites. Veronica has NEVERENDING HATRED for everybody, and Mac is FULL OF LOVE.
I would probably kill myself if I had to read either of those papers but ok
fuq dis shit
Katniiiiiiiiiiiiiiss. y u gotta b such a ~~~true Sprita~~~
Well. You can consider that the end for now :D See you next time! Which will hopefully be a bit sooner than this time!!
Credits for Sims~~~
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest and Anneliese Pie
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
katu_sims for Times New Roman Dork
beachwee for Oliver Beachwee
dothesmustle for Owen Piper
Warnings: profanity, violence, nudity. As per usual!
For some reason when I loaded my game, Kevin and Bellatrix were both angling for some good old-fashioned Sprita marriages. And I was like, why?!?!? Who the hell in the Sprita family found love while I was playing the Antikvas.
Then I remembered how Alexandra had seduced two of Kevin and Bellatrix's children :|
Um yeah, sorry guys, I don't think she's quite the marrying type.
Bellatrix also has random red fumes between her legs... idgi.
If you haven't read the Antikvas to work out why this apology is necessary... SHAME ON YOU I EVEN PUT A WARNING IN THE TEASER FOR YOU ummm I mean there is a good reason. Yeah.
D'awwww.
ok cool.
They were both seriously rolling billions of wants about how they wanted to make things up to each other. It was kind of cute and yet also suspicious.
PS THAT IS A LOT OF MAKE-UP WOOHOO HOLY CRAP.
I was randomly clicking around to see what everyone else was doing and it was like,
sleeping...
sleeping...
smustling...
hot tu- HOLY CRAP AURORA WHAT THE FUCK
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS TEEN CAME FROM??? AURORA HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I DON'T GET IT
These two had their made-up woohoo but it doesn't seem that important any more :(
Way to be kinda awkward, Times New Roman Dork.
More random admiration for Kevin Sprita! geeeeez when they say "Sociable Celebrity", they really mean it, don't they?
oh...
Kevin seems more interested in Katniss though. I mean, no joke, he keeps following her all around the house and stalking her. AND GUESS WHAT I CHECKED THEIR RELATIONSHIP PANEL AND ~~~THEY ARE NOT FAMILY~~~ WHY AM I SO SUSPICIOUS
ok also partly because of this, I am suspicious.
Seriously though Kevface, she's your great-granddaughter... can't you give it a rest? :'(
yes, I am certain that violence is an improvement on this situation. Good work, fuckface.
Kinda awkward when the only person who gives you a tip is your mum...
Why is Johanna crying???
Because VIOLENCE.
Just for the record, Veronica totally started this. As if she would forsake her bloodthirsty reputation by letting someone else initiate violence against her!
Gale learning about ~~~the Sprita way~~~
D'awwwww, dancing! THEY HAVE FORGIVEN EACH OTHER! ♥
ok, Luna actually did start this one. Not very wise.
♥ ♥ ♥
Why am I taking so many pictures of their dancing, you might ask? Well...
Because all dances must come to an end :(
She's still looking so giddy, like she doesn't know :( :( :(
Oh whatttttttt. I thought for sure I'd fixed that! I definitely found out why it was happening, maybe I confused that with actually fixing the problem...
Well anyway, heart-wrenching death scene ruined now.
She doesn't want to die :'( :'( :'(
Oliver Beachwee sure is a kind-hearted stranger, though. He basically came home from work with Aurora and I don't think he knows Bellatrix at all, yet he's STILL bawling!
I'm glad that Kevin and Bellatrix were at least on good terms when she died. God knows that wasn't for certain :P
Adieu, Bellatrix, you may have been a hypocrite of the highest order but I'll still miss you ♥
Clearly there's only one way to deal with this grief, and that is BRAWLING.
...if you're Luna, that is. Yes, she actually started this :| VERONICA'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
See?! I told you! I told youuuuuuuu!
One day, she'll learn. :|
...oh? Well if I recall correctly Veronica has destroyed all her other relationships with every other person, so GOGOGO OLIVER BEACHWEE!
Kevinnnnnn. You were not supposed to get over the love of your life's death in half an hour. Fuck you.
Whyyyyy do you do this, Aurora. She never accepts your advances :(
...but apparently Mac is different. idgi.
ahaha the look on Katniss' face!!
Yes she's sleeping on a sofa because I don't think she knows how beds work. Like seriously, I haven't seen her use a bed since she became a teen, I don't think.
BUT WAIT. WHAT IS THIS.
I guess Veronica and Danielle were actually not furious with each other, whoops...
Oh well, Veronica has a back-up plan!!
Huh? Since when did Veronica even have a positive reputation :| SHE BASHES PEOPLE UP LIKE EVERY DAY.
Offer REJECTED because Veronica's already in her LTW career. But I appreciate the thought.
Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Oliver: Your sister is fiiiiiiiiine!
I'm loving the look on Veronica's face ahaha.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...tears of joy? Mac, you confuse me.
Oliver: So... I really, really like you :|
Veronica: Really?! 8D
EPIC FAIL on not providing a self-centred response though.
There are no pictures of what happened next but pretty sure you don't need any, y/y.
By the way did I mention IT IS GALE'S BIRTHDAY????
He rolled Family/Fortune which is a pretty fucking non-badass aspiration to roll >:| Aspiration to be Captain Hero.
WHY CAN NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE REMEMBER WHERE THEIR BEDS ARE, HOLY FUCKING CRAP
oh wait... I guess Luna has an excuse, if Lily's jumping on her bed.
More violence? You bet.
Cinna's OTH is apparently Fitness :P AS WELL AS BEING ADORABLE
Johanna's pretty adorable too though. She's kind of obsessed with Alabama :S
fuq u, Jake. You interrupted their game-playing just to yell? :|
I remembered that Mac's LTW is still 20 Simultaneous Lovers and she's still only at 7 :| Time to work on this.
Mac didn't actually greet the Cheerleader and they didn't actually say hi or anything, just headed straight for the hot tub. Ay...
Well, there's #8 :D
I don't get how these trees have fruit to be harvested in the middle of winter, but ok.
This town is full of badass newspaper thieves. Today: Anneliese Pie.
huh?
I think Eirik Antikva came home from work with somebody.
Yay, #9!
Kevin: So my wife who just died, she was pretty hot!
Luna: Yeah!
Me: ...
This is actually about as close to mourning as Kevin came >:|
Ummmmmmmmmm... guys...
WELL STOP REJECTING HER ADVANCES THEN
Lily's birthday!! :D
...um...
no seriously, what the fuck is this.
Katniss eventually decided she could concentrate on the birthday, but not Aurora, it seems :(
Anyways, it's Lily! She rolled Romance/Family. As you do. Her LTW is to become Captain Hero :/
D'awwwww. I love these two. They are my OTP ♥
Katniss...
So. Much. Unease about this situation. SO MUCH.
No, Eirik, you are not really helping.
Look who's out and about!! Checking out the ladies even from beyond the grave.
btw, it's Severus' birthday too!
Owen Piper totally randomly broke into the house mid-birthday to yell at Prim. For spying on him, I guess. Still: laaaaaaaaaame!
I think he's still one stylin' elder ;)
I'm confused.
WHAT!!
AURORA!!!!
lol omg. This shit is bananas.
Like, this is DEFINITELY better than Katniss getting her first kiss from her super-skeevy great-grandpa or something. But still. I find it a concern that Aurora manages to keep doing this behind my back.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GIVE ME WHIPLASH. STOP ALL DOING THINGS AT ONCE!!!
It's Jake's birthday too. He doesn't get a cake because Luna and Danielle monopolised the kitchen for their fight :/
...uh.
BETTER! :D Actually, he's still pretty smokin' as an elder too. Severus/Jake FTW!!! (not that I am shallow)
Notice Cinna being a little badass and eating her cake IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT CLOUD. I love Cinna.
No need, obnoxious warning! Cinna's doing a damn good job of FEEDING HERSELF :P
After literally five Sim-hours, Luna was vanquished. By which I mean Danielle kicked her ass.
lol sure Luna, I totally believe you.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK YOU EIRIK
I am mighty suspicious of this want, Katniss. Mighty suspicious.
UM WHAT, KATNISS
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU TWO ARE SOMEHOW RELATED. SOMEHOW. DON'T ASK ME HOW BUT SOMEHOW.
(ok I did actually work it out... Katniss' grandpa (Severus) is the brother of Lily's mum (Luna). Which makes them first-cousins-once-removed, I think.)
newaiz don't worry, Veronica is still up to her old violent and physically intimidating tricks.
annnnnd Mac is admiring her girlfriend's body. I like how these sisters are like polar opposites. Veronica has NEVERENDING HATRED for everybody, and Mac is FULL OF LOVE.
I would probably kill myself if I had to read either of those papers but ok
fuq dis shit
Katniiiiiiiiiiiiiiss. y u gotta b such a ~~~true Sprita~~~
Well. You can consider that the end for now :D See you next time! Which will hopefully be a bit sooner than this time!!
Credits for Sims~~~
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest and Anneliese Pie
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
katu_sims for Times New Roman Dork
beachwee for Oliver Beachwee
dothesmustle for Owen Piper