The Spritas 9.7
Yet another update in the lengthy saga of the Spritas. (Fun fact: today it is exactly three years and one month since I posted the first-ever Spritas update. Would you believe it!!) Hope you enjoy.
Warnings: profanity, violence. No nudity this time, but plenty of underwear :p
So I open my game for the first time in forever and Mac wants... this. wat. (Notice how she fears it too though, lolol.)
GALE YOU ARE SO NOT BADASS
If you remember how these two randomly kissed last update. HACKY-SACK = BEST WAY OF DEALING WITH THIS SITUATION
Notice how they still barely know each other. Sigh. No me gusta.
Yeah Katniss we know this I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS
Katniss: *disapproves*
*...of Aurora dancing with her girlfriend*
Yeah SERIOUSLY Katniss what kind of crazy unrealistic expectations did you have :/
Anyways not to worry, in case you thought otherwise, the Sprita house hasn't changed! It's just as full of random violence as ever.
yup...
Veronica: STOP. HITTING. ME. FIRST! THIS. IS. MY. JOB!!!!!
lololz.
You are VERY judgemental of a poor little seven-year-old's piano-playing, KATNISS.
Alabama: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TAKE A BATH, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM!!!!
Luna: Ummmm... this is totally not a bath. Honestly.
Alabama: okies :)
Alabama: ...drat. Fooled again.
wat. Don't you two hate each other. Why are you talking nicely :S :S :S
yup that's more like it.
Loserrrrrrr once again
SO NOT BADASS
k Kevfeatures I think you're being a little creepy now.
omg AGAIN?
Fuck you Gale DON'T YOU LOOK SO EXCITED
How ferocious is Veronica's face though?!
With a face like that it should come as no surprise that Luna LOST. Again.
ummmmmmmm seriously what
Is this relevant???
Seriously why do the Spritas have to all hate each other so fucking much, this is RIDICULOUS
Katniss: lolz Veronica is an abusive violent dickface
Aurora: lololol
Veronica: WRONG *is an abusive violent dickface*
Also for those of you paying close attention, yes, Veronica shoved Aurora from another room.
That morning Katniss was also unable to go to school because Veronica locked her in the toilet.
yup...
oh u
CUDDLES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!
Oliver Beachwee invited himself in and promptly began dancing like a dumbass. He so cool.
I guess this makes everything better as well as cuddles. I guess.
I'm glad these two are no longer just "acquaintances" though :/
Pretty sure she don't give a fuck, lolol.
Meeeeeeeeanwhile Luna greets her loverboy in the kitchen.
...and then falls in love with him. So I guess in the last caption he was only really crushboy.
Yeah in winter. Luna is weird.
D'awwwww this is so sweet.
Except for how Katniss is SUPER COLD and is all like "ew no I won't sleep in the same bed as the woman I just lost my virginity to, WHO WOULD DO THAT."
STILL NOT BADASS
UM EXCUSE ME
SEVERUS SPRITA
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Severus: play piano, get the gold, get the boys!!! I'm on it.
FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE SHATTERED ALL OF MY ILLUSIONS IN YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAITHFUL LIFE-LONG MONOGAMOUS ROMANCE WITH YOUR HUSBAND. YOU SPENT FIFTY OR SO SIM-YEARS RESISTING YOUR SPRITA HERITAGE IN THIS REGARD, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY :(
Notice Jake being a clueless supportive husband, too. I am very disappointed in Severus >:(
Before letting Severus indulge his evil and traitorous inclinations, however, I let Jake throw a golden anniversary party... which was kinda his LTW and all. Unfortunately Jake has like no friends so we tried inviting five people and the only guests who bothered showing were...
...Logan Sprita (Severus and Jake's son)...
...and Draco Sprita (Severus's brother). Albus Sprita (Severus's other brother), Astrid Antikva (Severus's BFF4lyfe) and some townie who showed up in the list as Jake's only friend decided they cbf showing.
Jake decided he needed to give Johanna a ridiculously smiley lecture :S
Jake then proceeded to put my track record of throwing great parties into jeopardy by being a really shit host who couldn't talk about anything his guests actually cared about :/
oh... :|
Katniss: Hey man... I'm a schoolgirl.
Draco: Oh? TELL ME MORE!
Me: :|
Notice Turin's ghost paying us a visit. And Mac swooning over him. Even though he's a ghost. Sigh.
You keep dreaming man!
Okayyyyyyyyyyyy fine I let them hug. BUT THAT WAS ALL.
Turin disapproved anyway! But knowing Turin it was probably because he was angry at not getting any of that teenage girl lovin' for himself. BECAUSE HE IS A CREEP. Yup.
Anyway it turns out my party-throwing skills remain just great, thanks.
wat. But you just attended an entire party where she was also at! Cold, man, cold.
Veronicaaaaaaa stop being ridiculous and make amends with your partner, geez.
Veronica: *falls out of love instead* :)
Me: Sigh. Wait... wait, didn't you fear that exact thing happening too? SIGH.
FIGHTING IS WHAT VERONICA DOES BEST!
I should probably have clarified that winning fights is specifically what Veronica does best.
I'm just gonna say that this is actually getting REALLY old.
I kinda missed the rest of the fight but judging by the fact that Luna is crying I'm gonna say that the fight was between Veronica and Luna and Veronica won. Probably you knew that already. Just because it happens all the frikkin' time and all.
SERIOUSLY. STOP. I AM SO SICK OF THIS.
I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!!
In fact not only that, but I told her to go study Charisma instead. (Very deliberately chosen area of study.) Then ten sim-minutes later I checked on her and instead of studying Charisma, she was slapping around her sister.
So then I watched her like a hawk but do you think she'd study charisma???? Noooooooooooooo. She opened the book and then closed it immediately. EVERY TIME.
Just so you know Gale is really fucking shit at taking care of himself, and sleeps on a sofa instead of in his bed and has nightmares about his dead great-grandma. Yup.
Hola pingüino.
I went into Severus's lifetime benefit menu thing so I could give him the ability to financially counsel blablabla anyway I realised why he suddenly rolled the want to cheat on Jake from. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS ROMANCE SECONDARY ASPIRATION FROM ME, YOU ARSE?!
In other news, classic dancing! ♥ ♥ ♥
Apparently Gale is pouring all of his misery from life into music or something. I guess.
I want you all to know that I AM NOT AT ALL HAPPY ABOUT THIS but seeing as SOMEONE ahem SEVERUS wants this... >:(
Aurora and Mac came along to the community lot too, and got up to some frisky shit in the photo booth. Yup.
And also some networking... not in the photo booth. I think.
Aurora looks suspiciously happy about this TOTAL FUCKING STRANGER coming up to her for a tickle (???) but right after this she slapped him. lololol.
Severus: Wait... why the fuck am I doing this again >:|
Me: GOOD QUESTION.
I'd have thought all the snow would make it a bit unappealing too, actually, but eh, what do I know?
Photobooth is clearly warmer. Why, there is a whole CURTAIN separating you from all that snow!!
Mean townie is mean.
Obvz all the townies gotta queue up to greet Severus once he's finished.
Fuck. You. All.
i.e. "I heard you're fucking all the sims around now, I gotta spread the word!!!"
Resentful, me? NEVER.
Anyways, back at home it's Johanna's birthday.
This is one of the wants she immediately rolled upon becoming a teen :S Oh... okay?
Teenage Johanna! :D She rolled Knowledge/Popularity.
Fuck colds. Now all 15ish people in this house are going to get a fucking cold, arghhhhhh raaaaaaaaage
Yussssssssssss shortly NO MORE KIDS!!! Generation ten is getting closer :D
I got sick of Veronica bashing everyone up all the time so she's now on a tour of the Sprita household's bathrooms, unclogging all the toilets and cleaning all the showers. Don't say I never give Sims their comeuppance.
Unfortunately for me VIOLENCE IS STILL OCCURRING. uthrehutyhthtuyhthuyktr
And Gale is still suffering from nightmares. What an emo.
And the coldapocalypse begins >:( (in addition to this, Johanna, Prim and Lily also have colds. And Danielle of course.)
newaiz IT'S EFFIE'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Effie. She rolled Pleasure/Family, I think.
Veronica somehow deserted from her bathroom-cleaning tour of duty :(
lol Veronica wouldn't that necessitate you actually liking someone enough to have sex with them and not just bash them up all the time.
oh... you... do? well this is unexpected.
still no babiez 4 u tho!!! Generation nine is already way too massive.
Speaking of which UM WHAT THE FUCK AURORA WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ANNOUNCING A PREGNANCY. ALSO WHY ARE YOU ANNOUNCING IT TO NO ONE BUT MOSTLY WHY ARE YOU ANNOUNCING ONE AT ALL
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Soooo I THOUGHT this would be the last transition to teenhood of all generation nine but APPARENTLY NOT!! Still, enjoy Cinna's birthday anyway~
Teenage Cinna :) She rolled Romance/Grilled Cheese!
Update FINISHED. See you next time!
Credits for Sims~~~
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
beachwee for Oliver Beachwee
Warnings: profanity, violence. No nudity this time, but plenty of underwear :p
So I open my game for the first time in forever and Mac wants... this. wat. (Notice how she fears it too though, lolol.)
GALE YOU ARE SO NOT BADASS
If you remember how these two randomly kissed last update. HACKY-SACK = BEST WAY OF DEALING WITH THIS SITUATION
Notice how they still barely know each other. Sigh. No me gusta.
Yeah Katniss we know this I THINK EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS
Katniss: *disapproves*
*...of Aurora dancing with her girlfriend*
Yeah SERIOUSLY Katniss what kind of crazy unrealistic expectations did you have :/
Anyways not to worry, in case you thought otherwise, the Sprita house hasn't changed! It's just as full of random violence as ever.
yup...
Veronica: STOP. HITTING. ME. FIRST! THIS. IS. MY. JOB!!!!!
lololz.
You are VERY judgemental of a poor little seven-year-old's piano-playing, KATNISS.
Alabama: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TAKE A BATH, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM!!!!
Luna: Ummmm... this is totally not a bath. Honestly.
Alabama: okies :)
Alabama: ...drat. Fooled again.
wat. Don't you two hate each other. Why are you talking nicely :S :S :S
yup that's more like it.
Loserrrrrrr once again
SO NOT BADASS
k Kevfeatures I think you're being a little creepy now.
omg AGAIN?
Fuck you Gale DON'T YOU LOOK SO EXCITED
How ferocious is Veronica's face though?!
With a face like that it should come as no surprise that Luna LOST. Again.
ummmmmmmm seriously what
Is this relevant???
Seriously why do the Spritas have to all hate each other so fucking much, this is RIDICULOUS
Katniss: lolz Veronica is an abusive violent dickface
Aurora: lololol
Veronica: WRONG *is an abusive violent dickface*
Also for those of you paying close attention, yes, Veronica shoved Aurora from another room.
That morning Katniss was also unable to go to school because Veronica locked her in the toilet.
yup...
oh u
CUDDLES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!
Oliver Beachwee invited himself in and promptly began dancing like a dumbass. He so cool.
I guess this makes everything better as well as cuddles. I guess.
I'm glad these two are no longer just "acquaintances" though :/
Pretty sure she don't give a fuck, lolol.
Meeeeeeeeanwhile Luna greets her loverboy in the kitchen.
...and then falls in love with him. So I guess in the last caption he was only really crushboy.
Yeah in winter. Luna is weird.
D'awwwww this is so sweet.
Except for how Katniss is SUPER COLD and is all like "ew no I won't sleep in the same bed as the woman I just lost my virginity to, WHO WOULD DO THAT."
STILL NOT BADASS
UM EXCUSE ME
SEVERUS SPRITA
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Severus: play piano, get the gold, get the boys!!! I'm on it.
FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE SHATTERED ALL OF MY ILLUSIONS IN YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAITHFUL LIFE-LONG MONOGAMOUS ROMANCE WITH YOUR HUSBAND. YOU SPENT FIFTY OR SO SIM-YEARS RESISTING YOUR SPRITA HERITAGE IN THIS REGARD, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY :(
Notice Jake being a clueless supportive husband, too. I am very disappointed in Severus >:(
Before letting Severus indulge his evil and traitorous inclinations, however, I let Jake throw a golden anniversary party... which was kinda his LTW and all. Unfortunately Jake has like no friends so we tried inviting five people and the only guests who bothered showing were...
...Logan Sprita (Severus and Jake's son)...
...and Draco Sprita (Severus's brother). Albus Sprita (Severus's other brother), Astrid Antikva (Severus's BFF4lyfe) and some townie who showed up in the list as Jake's only friend decided they cbf showing.
Jake decided he needed to give Johanna a ridiculously smiley lecture :S
Jake then proceeded to put my track record of throwing great parties into jeopardy by being a really shit host who couldn't talk about anything his guests actually cared about :/
oh... :|
Katniss: Hey man... I'm a schoolgirl.
Draco: Oh? TELL ME MORE!
Me: :|
Notice Turin's ghost paying us a visit. And Mac swooning over him. Even though he's a ghost. Sigh.
You keep dreaming man!
Okayyyyyyyyyyyy fine I let them hug. BUT THAT WAS ALL.
Turin disapproved anyway! But knowing Turin it was probably because he was angry at not getting any of that teenage girl lovin' for himself. BECAUSE HE IS A CREEP. Yup.
Anyway it turns out my party-throwing skills remain just great, thanks.
wat. But you just attended an entire party where she was also at! Cold, man, cold.
Veronicaaaaaaa stop being ridiculous and make amends with your partner, geez.
Veronica: *falls out of love instead* :)
Me: Sigh. Wait... wait, didn't you fear that exact thing happening too? SIGH.
FIGHTING IS WHAT VERONICA DOES BEST!
I should probably have clarified that winning fights is specifically what Veronica does best.
I'm just gonna say that this is actually getting REALLY old.
I kinda missed the rest of the fight but judging by the fact that Luna is crying I'm gonna say that the fight was between Veronica and Luna and Veronica won. Probably you knew that already. Just because it happens all the frikkin' time and all.
SERIOUSLY. STOP. I AM SO SICK OF THIS.
I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!!
In fact not only that, but I told her to go study Charisma instead. (Very deliberately chosen area of study.) Then ten sim-minutes later I checked on her and instead of studying Charisma, she was slapping around her sister.
So then I watched her like a hawk but do you think she'd study charisma???? Noooooooooooooo. She opened the book and then closed it immediately. EVERY TIME.
Just so you know Gale is really fucking shit at taking care of himself, and sleeps on a sofa instead of in his bed and has nightmares about his dead great-grandma. Yup.
Hola pingüino.
I went into Severus's lifetime benefit menu thing so I could give him the ability to financially counsel blablabla anyway I realised why he suddenly rolled the want to cheat on Jake from. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS ROMANCE SECONDARY ASPIRATION FROM ME, YOU ARSE?!
In other news, classic dancing! ♥ ♥ ♥
Apparently Gale is pouring all of his misery from life into music or something. I guess.
I want you all to know that I AM NOT AT ALL HAPPY ABOUT THIS but seeing as SOMEONE ahem SEVERUS wants this... >:(
Aurora and Mac came along to the community lot too, and got up to some frisky shit in the photo booth. Yup.
And also some networking... not in the photo booth. I think.
Aurora looks suspiciously happy about this TOTAL FUCKING STRANGER coming up to her for a tickle (???) but right after this she slapped him. lololol.
Severus: Wait... why the fuck am I doing this again >:|
Me: GOOD QUESTION.
I'd have thought all the snow would make it a bit unappealing too, actually, but eh, what do I know?
Photobooth is clearly warmer. Why, there is a whole CURTAIN separating you from all that snow!!
Mean townie is mean.
Obvz all the townies gotta queue up to greet Severus once he's finished.
Fuck. You. All.
i.e. "I heard you're fucking all the sims around now, I gotta spread the word!!!"
Resentful, me? NEVER.
Anyways, back at home it's Johanna's birthday.
This is one of the wants she immediately rolled upon becoming a teen :S Oh... okay?
Teenage Johanna! :D She rolled Knowledge/Popularity.
Fuck colds. Now all 15ish people in this house are going to get a fucking cold, arghhhhhh raaaaaaaaage
Yussssssssssss shortly NO MORE KIDS!!! Generation ten is getting closer :D
I got sick of Veronica bashing everyone up all the time so she's now on a tour of the Sprita household's bathrooms, unclogging all the toilets and cleaning all the showers. Don't say I never give Sims their comeuppance.
Unfortunately for me VIOLENCE IS STILL OCCURRING. uthrehutyhthtuyhthuyktr
And Gale is still suffering from nightmares. What an emo.
And the coldapocalypse begins >:( (in addition to this, Johanna, Prim and Lily also have colds. And Danielle of course.)
newaiz IT'S EFFIE'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Effie. She rolled Pleasure/Family, I think.
Veronica somehow deserted from her bathroom-cleaning tour of duty :(
lol Veronica wouldn't that necessitate you actually liking someone enough to have sex with them and not just bash them up all the time.
oh... you... do? well this is unexpected.
still no babiez 4 u tho!!! Generation nine is already way too massive.
Speaking of which UM WHAT THE FUCK AURORA WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ANNOUNCING A PREGNANCY. ALSO WHY ARE YOU ANNOUNCING IT TO NO ONE BUT MOSTLY WHY ARE YOU ANNOUNCING ONE AT ALL
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Soooo I THOUGHT this would be the last transition to teenhood of all generation nine but APPARENTLY NOT!! Still, enjoy Cinna's birthday anyway~
Teenage Cinna :) She rolled Romance/Grilled Cheese!
Update FINISHED. See you next time!
Credits for Sims~~~
simmericangirl for Jake Payton
cuddlesgirl for Danielle
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
beachwee for Oliver Beachwee