Fiction Without Context

[jesizoah]

Warning: Contextless. Fictional. Crappy. Do not read.

Comments

[xvolph]

Please tell me this wasn't a random guest.

[jesizoah]

It's entirely made up. :3 I wrote it thinking about every player who has asked a staffer for something weird and unacceptable (myself included), and every staffer who has listened and tried to Judo the player into something acceptable (myself included).