it's easy to forget that things become much more bearable with the addition of just a little bit of scotch.

Answer: A Silent Trigger, wherein you've left the reagents in the freezer with some steaks and various other stuff for long enough such that the taste of nasty freezer stuff has succeeded in leeching into the reagents. Such that your Silent Trigger tastes like "scope, and, nasty freezer stuff".

In a rare and strange synthesis of old shitmas and new shitmas, i find myself drinking rum and watching "The Muppets' Treasure Island".

On the... other hand, I guess that Tim Curry's duet with the small mulletted child is quite... touching.

From the Teaching of Didram Bodo Sime, 6:6

(Obloquies against the Toper and his Drink)

Motto:

It is not good to inebriate nor to souse, using swillage, near or far beers, or distillations.
Expansion:
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... vs having another drink (Will DC10):

1d20 + 0 (Base) -2 (Wisdom Bonus) - 4 (cumulative circumstance penalty from previous drinks) = 5

Vodka it is!

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The good news is, I was mature enough to realize that my Silent Trigger was a bit too strong.
The bad news is, the only way to rectify that situation is by adding vodka to it.

Ah well, I guess I'll have another one.

(hey, ed didn't drink very much of it at all... so it falls to me.)