according to my dream last night if Dan and I are ever prisoners in a forced labor camp we would "rather die than grow old in here." The dying was in reference to our plan of escape, which would likely lead to our demise. I never found out if we did escape or not, but I think the most important part was that we wanted to, and would die trying.

Walked in to my final today. I believed it started at 9, so I thought I was fifteen minutes early. Turns out I'm 45minutes late. No big deal.

I wish retarded things didn't irritate me so much. For instance, this guy in the computer lab next to me is driving me crazy. He doesn't click the mouse like a normal person, he raises his finger up a good inch above the button, and SLAMS it down to click. so instead of click, click, click I hear BAM, BAM ,BAM And from the way he is clicking ( Read more... )

Ha, this is kinda funny.

Go to google, type failure in the search bar, and then hit "I'm feeling lucky"

Today while I was in the comp lab, this kid walks in all hip like with his ipod blaring some limp bizkit. It was so loud that I could clearly hear the song,(from like 15 feet away) and would have honestly considered it listening volume.....through his earphones. At first I was astonished that anyone could withstand such sonic defilement (music ( Read more... )

W(here)TF is Laj?

It seems strange to me that after all the time I was in Florida alone, I never felt like I was. I guess I knew in the back of my mind that home was just how I had left it, and that upon returning, it would all be the same. But now that I'm back, everyone else is embarking on their own adventures that will bring them to different parts on this ( Read more... )

Prepare yourselves for something ridiculous ( Read more... )

I witnessed one of the most ridiculous complaints ever the other day. This lady was in a shoe store raising hell because her sandles smelled bad. Yes, her sandles. I don't feel this needs further explanation ( Read more... )

Well, it appears that the ridiculously rigorous screening process I went through to not get this job, actually paid off as I just found out I got it. You see, at first I was told I didn't get it, as they had another candidate in mind; but I should not worry as I would be kept in their minds. Now, at the time this seemed like the way people so ( Read more... )