I love powdered graphite

My professor woke me up during our lecture today with questions.
Since I am the smartest person in the world, I could answer them (comprehensibly).

Oh professor, it takes a lot more than attempted public humiliation to crumble my empire of shit. A lot more, indeed.

note to self: test wednesday

I am so tired that I feel like throwing up.
WTF.

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I wonder how long I can stay awake until I die.

CH3COCH3

The waitress didn't catch my Simpsons reference and I felt like an idiot.
But my friends didn't catch the reference either, so I feel like they're idiots.

hi john i know you read my livejournal you fat pig.


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I want to eat everything and my pants don't fit and I'm grumpy.
And it's 5 AM and I don't know why I haven't gone to bed.

Oh yeah, college.