Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts.

[jerksville]

I want to eat everything and my pants don't fit and I'm grumpy.
And it's 5 AM and I don't know why I haven't gone to bed.

Oh yeah, college.

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[eyepeealot]

My pants did that too. Then I got bigger pants.
Then my boyfriend played with my "fat rolls."

[jerksville]

Craap. Since when do you have fat rolls?

[eyepeealot]

Since I learned how to eat...and continue to eat, and then drink along with eating.

Actually, they're only fat rolls when I turn myself into Quasi-moto hunchback style. But it's still pudge.

[jerksville]

"when I turn myself into Quasi-moto hunchback style..."

sure. fatty mcfatterson.