I slammed my finger in the door, coming back from the gym. Please send money in lieu of flowers.

And it doesn't feel awful...

Learmy, I am commenting on your journal and updating my own. Please play scrabble now.

I spelled it C-R-A-P-A-L on purpose. I am very annoyed with my left wrist, due to its inability to cowboy up and not be afflicted with a syndrome. I get to wear a brace now, and I have decided to tell people that I have am exotic injury. I plan on changing the injury daily. Yesterday it was a horrific luge accident. Today I shall be suffering ( Read more... )

I forced wins on two scrabble games I had going with teacup9because she had not played in a long time. Then I started two new games. She said she would be better at it if took more of an interest in her LJ and face book, so I did. NOW GET PLAYING. Really, I am not obsessed.

Leah Marie is awesome, for several reasons, most recently because she blackmailed me into posting. Well played my friend.

My friend, Polly and I were talking today about something I wrote for her, for fun, in November (On my brother's birthday, in fact). It all started with, "Man, I am so drunk." Polly responded, "How did this happen so fast? Man, I wish I was drunk. Instead, I have half a page of crap to show for my sobriety." "I am a cheap date, and in emotional ( Read more... )

Hi! I exist! I have been busy, but that is little excuse, as I manage to find time to talk on the phone, e-mail, etc. Anyway... so much going on in my life, it would be pointless to catch up. Let's just say that I am wonderful, a college grad, and taking a year off from the boys. Well, at this point it is more like 9 months. I started on my ( Read more... )

Today I held my electronic key, the one I use to get into the office, up to my front door. Then I pushed on my door. Then I was confused. Then I was horrified with my idiocy.

Leah Marie came for a visit. Leah Marie is one of my best friends. Leah Marie and I have known each other for almost 20 years. We looked different then.

Now the pictures:

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