Opinions, please...

Is this person:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/m4w/1225206292.html

The same as this person:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/m4w/1230645528.html

I'm saying yes, and if that's the case, the kid I had a date with last Tuesday is an even bigger creep than I thought.  He totally IM'd me earlier today five days after our date.  Now I'm ( Read more... )

http://www.cmt.com/videos/shows/cmt-music-awards-2009/401599/thug-story.jhtml?

"I knit sweaters, yo!"

Dear People On okcupid,

Thank you for your interest in me.  It does provide a boost to my self confidence when random strangers tell me I'm cute, and I appreciate this.  However, if you choose to send me a message, there are a few things I expect from you:

1.  You should be able to use the grammar of the English language.  Especially if English is ( Read more... )

I have a confession to make.
Not that my last post wasn't one giant-ass confession, but this one is different.
I troll the craigslist.com personals for entertainment.  They're hilarious.
Not always. sometimes they're just kind of sad, and other times they're boring as hell.  But once in a while you come across a gem: Someone you know (my sister's ex ( Read more... )

So before, as in last year around this time, Jenn was about 15 pounds heavier.  Fat(ter) Jenn's body produced too much estrogen and therefore Jenn did not have many (as in maybe a couple per year) periods.  This was fine with her, even if it wasn't fine with her doctor.  Unfortunately, Jenn lost 15 pounds (stress is the best..?) and now gets ( Read more... )

I was bored, so I remade Alison's fantastic boyfriend application.

My version is an online form that when filled out, gets sent to my email address.
Find it here:

Boyfriend application

This is a joke, so no one get too excited.  But do fill it out, I'm easily amused.
You guys can feel free to hijack it if you'd like.  I can change the email address ( Read more... )

So I just woke up.  And I had this dream...
About basketball.  What the hell do I know/care about basketball?
Beyond that, I also dreamed that Pete Yorn was a basketball coach.  A very famous one, too.  I have no fucking idea where that even came from.  I remember that there were some obsessive fans who were annoyed with me for finding them kind of ( Read more... )

I AM SUCH A FUCKING MORONIC FOOL.
I feel like crying.  And sort of like laughing.  And I just want to go back and fix everything.

Phil was fired on Wednesday night.
He's the guy I have a crush on.
He apparently has been stealing.  Like, a lot.
And I can't believe it.  It made me sick to hear it.  I didn't believe.  I didn't want to believe.  I don't ( Read more... )

Several rants ( Read more... )

... I clicked on 'update journal' and forgot what I was going to type.
I AM LAME.

So there's this 79 year old lady who works in my department in the mornings.  She loves to gossip.  She's super nice to your face, but every time you turn your back, she's talking about you to other people.
In my opinion, the best way to deal with horrible gossips is to ( Read more... )