Off-colored FB status updates.

[jennifervescent]

 I informed the beau that I was indeed NOT pregnant with an email headed by the subject line, "No retard for you

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[deviantsaint]

ummm why not just learn how to handle the gun? it's not rocket surgery.

[pjoseph]

She knows how to handle one. It's where she wants to aim it that's at issue.

[jennifervescent]

Yep- that's exactly what I meant. My skills are decent but my impulsive and angry nature makes me a questionable candidate to be a gun owner.

I've often had fantasies about shooting out the tires of cars with the loud BOOM-BOOM-BOOM steroes that circle my block as they wait for their dealer to come out of the house on the corner (so says the girl who will soon be bringing home the loudest bike in town).

[docc]

how's the motorcycle working out?

[jennifervescent]

Haven't had any more parking lot time since I last mentioned it. Last weekend we were either otherwise too busy, I was puking/in pain/tired or it was rainy.

I bought this "Ride Like a Pro V" DVD that gives tips and exercises to practice (similar to the class) that shows tiny women handling big police cruisers like toys, so I'm looking forward to trying their tips. But Gemma still lives at Scott's house. His dad made me a ramp for my shed but it hasn't made its way to my house yet- so that complicates my ability to practice.
I'm ready.