What I Love About Stargate part 3 (more meta)
Vacation Fic
by jennickels (aka Jen Connelly)
Stargate SG-1
Jack/Sam
165 words
rating: PG
WARNINGS:
All dialogue: Sam, Jack, time alone and a laptop = fanfic! Trust me, Jack is just as surprised. Just for lulz.
don't own... wish I did, but I don't. No infringement intended.
Carter, I thought I told you no work this week. You're on vacation.
[now Jack and Sam are getting into it]
I'm not working.
Um, you, laptop. Looks like work to me.
If you must know, I'm reading fanfic. Vala sent me the link.
Fanfic, you say. Pray tell about what?
About SG-1 in various incarnations mostly.
Really? Lemme see.
No, go find your own computer.
What happened to "what's yours is mine" and all that?
Doesn't apply to laptops.
Since when?
Since you broke mine and I had to spend my last vacation fixing it.
Fine, I won't touch. Just let me look.
*sigh* Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Warn me about... oh, ugh, gaw, that's about Daniel and Vala and it's very-
Graphic?
Why the hell are you reading that?
Because it's a lot easier to stomach than the graphic Sam/Jack fics.
Wait, what? Sam/Jack? Now those I'd want to read.
Of course you would. But you'll have to go find your own computer.
Spoilsport.
by jennickels (aka Jen Connelly)
Stargate SG-1
Jack/Sam
165 words
rating: PG
WARNINGS:
All dialogue: Sam, Jack, time alone and a laptop = fanfic! Trust me, Jack is just as surprised. Just for lulz.
don't own... wish I did, but I don't. No infringement intended.
Carter, I thought I told you no work this week. You're on vacation.
[now Jack and Sam are getting into it]
I'm not working.
Um, you, laptop. Looks like work to me.
If you must know, I'm reading fanfic. Vala sent me the link.
Fanfic, you say. Pray tell about what?
About SG-1 in various incarnations mostly.
Really? Lemme see.
No, go find your own computer.
What happened to "what's yours is mine" and all that?
Doesn't apply to laptops.
Since when?
Since you broke mine and I had to spend my last vacation fixing it.
Fine, I won't touch. Just let me look.
*sigh* Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Warn me about... oh, ugh, gaw, that's about Daniel and Vala and it's very-
Graphic?
Why the hell are you reading that?
Because it's a lot easier to stomach than the graphic Sam/Jack fics.
Wait, what? Sam/Jack? Now those I'd want to read.
Of course you would. But you'll have to go find your own computer.
Spoilsport.