Bonus meta
Of Mary Sues and Twisted Panties
by jennickels (aka Jen Connelly)
Stargate SG-1
Cam, Daniel, Vala
346 words
rating: PG
WARNINGS:
All dialogue: Cam tries his hand at fanfic writing, Daniel is unimpressed. For more lulz (these things are addictive).
don't own... wish I did, but I don't. No infringement intended.
Hey, Mitchell, Teal'c and I were going to go to lunch want to... What are you doing?
[and... back to the SGC]
Trying my hand at this fanfic thing.
Uh, why?
Someone has to counteract all of that toxic Daniel/Vala stuff. It'll rot your brain.
You're really having a problem with that, aren't you.
Damn right. There needs to be standards in these kinds of things, author integrity.
*reading* Your story has the rest of us captured and tortured while you have to seduce the sexy Goa'uld queen to save us.
Yeah, so?
It's a blatant Mary Sue. What happened to standards?
It's a good story.
Right. Lunch?
No, I have to finish. Those readers are ravenous. Once you post that first chapter they ride you until you finish the story.
Sounds... kinky.
Funny.
...LATER
Mitchell, what the hell is this?
What?
Don't play innocent. This second fic on your fanfiction.net account?
Oh, that. I got inspired by some comments on the first fic.
Why? Why? Why?
Why ask why?
I'm serious. You have to take it down right now.
Geesh, talk about panties in a twist.
It's... ridiculous, appalling, unacceptable.
It's just a story Jackson, get a grip.
What happened to integrity and standards?
Who cares about that stuff. Look, I have 547 reviews and it's only two chapters long!
Mitchell, this story is about Vala being re-implanted.
Yeah?
You don't think that might be a little upsetting to her?
Ask her. Hey, Vala, finish chapter three already?
Not at all, Daniel, I beta'd it for him. And, yes, I did. Can't wait for the rest.
You actually read this... drivel? And let him post it?
You have to keep going, it gets better?
How can this get better?
In the third chapter you become my sex slave.
Oh, god. Take it down, right now. I won't be a pawn in your twisted reality.
Oh, Daniel, you're so clueless sometimes it's cute.
He is pretty adorable when he gets all riled up. Maybe the little guy needs a nap.
You'll pay. Both of you. This isn't over.
by jennickels (aka Jen Connelly)
Stargate SG-1
Cam, Daniel, Vala
346 words
rating: PG
WARNINGS:
All dialogue: Cam tries his hand at fanfic writing, Daniel is unimpressed. For more lulz (these things are addictive).
don't own... wish I did, but I don't. No infringement intended.
Hey, Mitchell, Teal'c and I were going to go to lunch want to... What are you doing?
[and... back to the SGC]
Trying my hand at this fanfic thing.
Uh, why?
Someone has to counteract all of that toxic Daniel/Vala stuff. It'll rot your brain.
You're really having a problem with that, aren't you.
Damn right. There needs to be standards in these kinds of things, author integrity.
*reading* Your story has the rest of us captured and tortured while you have to seduce the sexy Goa'uld queen to save us.
Yeah, so?
It's a blatant Mary Sue. What happened to standards?
It's a good story.
Right. Lunch?
No, I have to finish. Those readers are ravenous. Once you post that first chapter they ride you until you finish the story.
Sounds... kinky.
Funny.
...LATER
Mitchell, what the hell is this?
What?
Don't play innocent. This second fic on your fanfiction.net account?
Oh, that. I got inspired by some comments on the first fic.
Why? Why? Why?
Why ask why?
I'm serious. You have to take it down right now.
Geesh, talk about panties in a twist.
It's... ridiculous, appalling, unacceptable.
It's just a story Jackson, get a grip.
What happened to integrity and standards?
Who cares about that stuff. Look, I have 547 reviews and it's only two chapters long!
Mitchell, this story is about Vala being re-implanted.
Yeah?
You don't think that might be a little upsetting to her?
Ask her. Hey, Vala, finish chapter three already?
Not at all, Daniel, I beta'd it for him. And, yes, I did. Can't wait for the rest.
You actually read this... drivel? And let him post it?
You have to keep going, it gets better?
How can this get better?
In the third chapter you become my sex slave.
Oh, god. Take it down, right now. I won't be a pawn in your twisted reality.
Oh, Daniel, you're so clueless sometimes it's cute.
He is pretty adorable when he gets all riled up. Maybe the little guy needs a nap.
You'll pay. Both of you. This isn't over.