Little Guy: If you feed a fish too much, it'll get too big!

Me: So, if I feed (Duchess) and (Little Guy) just a little bit, will they stay small like this?

Duchess: No, we have to grow up. I'm sorry.

Duchess: (Little Guy) stole one of the plagues! He took the hail and he won't give it back!

Gene died.

But The Man lives on.

I'm back in the tax office this year, but I'm not pitching my direct services today. If you register on the website in the next three days ( Read more... )

I picked up a book recently at the library, Why Men Earn More: The Startling Truth Behind The Pay Gap - And What Women Can Do About It by Warren Farrell. It's a discussion of why men, on average, earn more in the workplace than women for (what on the surface appears to be) equal work. It's been an interesting read. And I must say, after fifteen ( Read more... )

My big brother is 39 years old today.

*feels another gray hair growing in

Me: Dinner will be ready in about half an hour.

Little Guy: Dinner will be ready in about half an hour.

Me: Maybe a little less.

Little Guy: Maybe a little less.

Me: And (Little Guy) is a very good listener.

Little Guy: What?

Household breaks out in laughter

Ye gods, they're adorable.

Or in this case, the tax office ( Read more... )

It is with heavy heart that I announce the retirement of Miss Atlanta Summer from the burlesque stages of Seattle ( Read more... )

Registered for ( Read more... )