James the mindreader

[jenjoou]

James: So what do you want for your birthday?
Me: Books?
James: Aside from that.
Me: I can't think of any video games or DVDs that I want...
Me:...
Me:... I thought of something but you won't like it.
James: No bookshelves.
Me: *grumble*
Me (reading an email about a pirate themed dating sim): I know! Pirates.
James: ...
Me: I don't mean these pirates, real

Comments

[rougemacabre]

Tell him it is law that if a boyfriend does not bequeath "Johnny Depp" upon birthday request, he is obligated by the universe to purchase a pair of sexy expensive boots of the girl's choice. ;)

[jenjoou]

I told him. He said you were crazy. I did however get him to conceed that he might consider getting me crazy expensive boots in a couple of years.

Victory! ;)

[rougemacabre]

We are the Champions!!!

[felis_ultharus]

Damn. Wish I'd seen this before I gave away my last Johnny Depp! 'twould have made a better gift than tea!

[jenjoou]

So you're the one who has been hoarding all the Johnny Depps!!!

[felis_ultharus]

Yeah, but don't worry. Most of them were 21-Jump-Street era ones. I could never afford Depps from after he got cool.