James the mindreader

Aug 22, 2011 20:47

James: So what do you want for your birthday?
Me: Books?
James: Aside from that.
Me: I can't think of any video games or DVDs that I want...
Me:...
Me:... I thought of something but you won't like it.
James: No bookshelves.
Me: *grumble*
Me (reading an email about a pirate themed dating sim): I know! Pirates.
James: ...
Me: I don't mean these pirates, real pirates. Well, not real real pirates; they're gross. Real movie pirates.
James: No, you cannot have Johnny Depp for your birthday.

So much for that idea. He won't get me the boots either. *pout*
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