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Dec 30, 2005 23:39

Laugh tracks are horrible things and these earbuds are KILLING MY EARS.

Yet more audio porn. Whee, downloads! )

very good crack, bl dramas, yaoi!

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ex_skyrise548 December 31 2005, 05:00:48 UTC
I believe that if Cloud couldn't be seme, he'd be an aggressive uke at the very least. Because weepy!ukes make me wanna headdesk now.

Laugh tracks are horrible things and these earbuds are KILLING MY EARS.
I stupid. Whut?

Thank you for all the audio porn! 8D

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 05:14:26 UTC
Weepy ukes have to glitter to be good. If they don't glitter then they should be taken out back and shot.

Cloud isn't the weepy uke type. DX And neither is Vincent. But they're both written as weepy ukes ALL THE TIME. ...Barret, however, is a weepy uke. Just because it's funny.

What to which thing?

You're welcome! I'll probably upload more Sakurai/Suzumura tomorrow... they sound quite good together. XD

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ex_skyrise548 December 31 2005, 05:22:09 UTC
Oh god. Like Old Yeller?

...it's the effiminate thing. It just. AGH. ._. Crying during sex would seriously scare me, though, so half the time I'm cringing through weepy!uke scenes. Uke!Barret is special like that. :D

What are laughing tracks and by 'earbuds' do you mean the thingies you stick in your ear and if so DEAR GOD THOSE HURT.

Y'know, even if any of this weren't porn, I'd still listen for the voices. XP

...except the FFVII yaoi fandom does owe me stuff. Lots of stuff. (I'M JUST KIDDING, GOD.)
Absolutely NO IDEA why that made me immediately think of Cloud masturbation fic.

And do you use gmail? There's gigs of space there, so large emails wouldn't really be a problem? o__O?

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 05:49:12 UTC
Exactly like Old Yeller, but with less fur and more whining.

In stuff like this, everyone on the receiving end is crying, guys and girls alike. I don't think a Japanese sex scene is complete without a little wetness around the eyes. =P

Laugh tracks = the mechanical laughter played during sitcom gags and stuff taped in closed studios but made to sound like it's done live (or when a joke told at a show taped live fails). It's just painful to listen to, and this thing I just listened to had one that was really loud. DX And YES OH MY GOD THESE FUCKING THINGS SUCK.

I probably would, too. I love their voices, even though I understand very little of what they're saying.

... *raises eyebrow at you* Are you offering me Cloud masturbation fic? ARE YOU!?

Nah, I have space in my inbox... I just don't like getting big emails. >.>

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animekittysama December 31 2005, 05:12:04 UTC
XD S'okay! I scored both Waru and Ookami-san ni Ki wo Tsukete. Haven't listened much to Waru ('cause it's younger sounding SuzuKen...>_>) But sweet heaven above and sinful hell below I am in love with Ookami-san! It's just so.... perverse XD It's good for someone who can be a bit kinky (like me XD) Though the thing with THE KEYS kinda freaked me. (How many takes did Morikawa need not to laugh at saying "キーホール"?) If you go see my post at soldiersmut you can see the my lil "S/Z visual aids" *still can't believe she drew Sephiroth screwing Zack while he's tied to a chair XD*

And for the record..... AK likes loud, willing, eager begging ukes or aggressive ukes, whichever comes first. XD

Oh yah, PRESENT FOR YOU! - Tis all of Private Eyes. I had to do something while uploading stuff.....

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 05:38:27 UTC
I saw! That's where I stole them from, actually, eh heh. I haven't listened to any of them yet, for I'm currently loving on Sakurai/Suzumura (OMG, seriously. Awesome seme voice), but I shall! Waru I *believe* is based on the manga, which has to do with Stockholm syndrome. You'll probably like that. =P

>>(How many takes did Morikawa need not to laugh at saying "キーホール"?)<<

...'kay, I really have to listen to this now. *ded*

And yes, I just saw that. XD;; My favorite picture was the chibis. So cute!

I like aggressive ukes better when they sound like Morikawa. >D~~

Thank you! <3333

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animekittysama December 31 2005, 05:51:56 UTC
I thought it was so sad that SuzuKen can't top Sakurai. XD No Zack/Cloud. And you're making think that I need to listen to the Gakuen Heaven Dramas I picked up. Sakurai seme, Morikawa seme, AND Suzumura uke. XD Though.... all towards er.... *forgets the dude's name* instead of each other ( ... )

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 06:00:38 UTC
SuzuKen tops very few people... but when he did in that Wagamama Prisoner drama, he sounded like such a naughty seme. I loved his seme-ness in Silver Chaos' sequel, though. XD I KNOW! It's depressing. =( I want Mori/Saku/Suzu!

That sounds a little creepy, but cute creepy. Sites, as in more than one? DX I want to see.

(YOU CAN DO IT! Yeah, Sephiroth has a tendency to be fucking nuts. 'Cause he is. He really is. =P)

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 05:52:19 UTC
Surely! Just poke me when the time comes and I'll get right on it. XD I would've uploaded these to Rapidshare, but I don't like that hourly download limit... and MegaUpload is really slow and keeps changing its frikkin' language on me. =P

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 06:23:52 UTC
I could upload their scenario by itself for you. XD It'd be around 10mbs or so that way.

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 06:43:52 UTC
Here you go. Don't mind the weird soap opera-ish background music. =P

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9tails December 31 2005, 06:18:06 UTC
Music is ever-so overrated when one can have the gentle tempo of naked-flesh-on-flesh, the harmonious duet of two, gorgeous, (one of them usually larger and a tad more muscled) individuals as they discover the pleasures of the flesh, and the eventual melodic crescendo that the poor bottom has as he is screwed into the sheets WITHOUT LUBRICANT ( ... )

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jen0va99 December 31 2005, 07:08:25 UTC
I'm waiting for the day when my mother tears off my earbuds and hears the squealy men engaging in buttsex.

Funny you should mention that! In one of the dramas I got (forgot which one), MoriMori's character actually DID lube up Sakupyon's. I think. All I heard was something that sounded like a jar opening, which means it was probably petroleum jelly. Bad choice of lube, but at least he used something.

I'm sorry!

[YSIGet does that to me, too. I just reload the page and try downloading again. It usually resumes after that if the file's not... blocked. I could put it somewhere else for you, though. How do you usually get them?]

He's sitting in his box, mourning the loss of his right hand. =( But he's left-handed, so at least he can keep himself satisfied until I get a Cloud... if I should even bother getting a Cloud, considering how shoddy my Sephiroth turned out. Pfft.

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9tails December 31 2005, 07:42:35 UTC
Has she shown tendencies to do so in the past? If so, keep it very, very quiet. We’re hunting rabbits. (Oh, my god, imagine what Kingdom Hearts would have been like if it was Square and Warner Bros.! Mickey would be a cross-dressing bunny-rabbit, and Sora’s side kicks would be Daffy Duck and Porky Pig, and it would be nicely open minded. Sora could drop an anvil on Sephiroth’s head and save us pain, torture and gratuitous use of white, drippy fluid. No, I do not mean white out.) I am so sorry, I have compulsive babbling disorder. Not to mention a short attention span.

Wow, that’s excellent! There’s a revolution in the world of gay porn, starting with the duo who manage to never, ever use it! How very brilliant. Wah, petroleum jelly? Is Morikawa cheap or what? Huh, I don’t suppose they ever use condoms? Le sigh! Rule Number One: DON’T IMPULSIVELY SHAG YOUR BOSS/TEACHER/COP/STEP-FATHER/BEST-FRIEND/RANDOM STRANGER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A WALKING, TALKING BAG OF STDS. Like Fandom!Zack!Sorry? You have ungodly powers of seiyuu-pornography ( ... )

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