Music is ever-so overrated when one can have the gentle tempo of naked-flesh-on-flesh, the harmonious duet of two, gorgeous, (one of them usually larger and a tad more muscled) individuals as they discover the pleasures of the flesh, and the eventual melodic crescendo that the poor bottom has as he is screwed into the sheets WITHOUT LUBRICANT.
WHY OH WHY DO THEY NEVER USE THE LUBRICANT?
Right now I am ever so tempted to run screaming down the road in my pyjamas to the nearest Telstra shop, steal the nearest credit card I can find, strip off naked and sell my body for the good of Broadband. It would be worth it. OH-GOD-IT-WOULD-BE-WORTH-IT.
Ahem. You are a dearest, dear god, and the seiyuu-whore in me pinches your cheeks in gratitude, until you look like one of those creepy, albeit adorable porcelain dolls that sit on your bed and stare at you with those big blue eyes and frightening lashes and you just know that they’re trying to find a way to DEVOUR YOU WHOLE. AHHAA. NO, I DON’T HAVE OFF-TOPIC ISSUES.
[THERE IS ‘SLAVER’S KISS’. I HAVE BEEN SKULKING THAT FOR AROUND FOUR MONTHS. OH, DIAL-UP, YOU INTERNET-MURDERING BITCH. It’d be nice if YSIGet worked properly and didn’t chop the downloads. VENT. VENT.]
Wah, how is Gimpyroth going? Is he getting into your doujinshi yet and planning future porn out between himself and the invisible Cloud-Doll-Of-Sexual-Frustration-Release?
I'm waiting for the day when my mother tears off my earbuds and hears the squealy men engaging in buttsex.
Funny you should mention that! In one of the dramas I got (forgot which one), MoriMori's character actually DID lube up Sakupyon's. I think. All I heard was something that sounded like a jar opening, which means it was probably petroleum jelly. Bad choice of lube, but at least he used something.
I'm sorry!
[YSIGet does that to me, too. I just reload the page and try downloading again. It usually resumes after that if the file's not... blocked. I could put it somewhere else for you, though. How do you usually get them?]
He's sitting in his box, mourning the loss of his right hand. =( But he's left-handed, so at least he can keep himself satisfied until I get a Cloud... if I should even bother getting a Cloud, considering how shoddy my Sephiroth turned out. Pfft.
Has she shown tendencies to do so in the past? If so, keep it very, very quiet. We’re hunting rabbits. (Oh, my god, imagine what Kingdom Hearts would have been like if it was Square and Warner Bros.! Mickey would be a cross-dressing bunny-rabbit, and Sora’s side kicks would be Daffy Duck and Porky Pig, and it would be nicely open minded. Sora could drop an anvil on Sephiroth’s head and save us pain, torture and gratuitous use of white, drippy fluid. No, I do not mean white out.) I am so sorry, I have compulsive babbling disorder. Not to mention a short attention span.
Wow, that’s excellent! There’s a revolution in the world of gay porn, starting with the duo who manage to never, ever use it! How very brilliant. Wah, petroleum jelly? Is Morikawa cheap or what? Huh, I don’t suppose they ever use condoms? Le sigh! Rule Number One: DON’T IMPULSIVELY SHAG YOUR BOSS/TEACHER/COP/STEP-FATHER/BEST-FRIEND/RANDOM STRANGER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A WALKING, TALKING BAG OF STDS. Like Fandom!Zack!
Sorry? You have ungodly powers of seiyuu-pornography! PORN MEANS YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY SORRY!
[Wow, really? I’ll have to try that! Thanks so much for the suggestion! And nope, don’t worry about it! Um, I use GetRight to hold the downloads, so I guess I, unfortunately, suffer FileFront. I used to use MegaUpload, but then, in the wise words of what is probably some energetic and fairly gay cartoon character, it got mucho pissy. The trials of dial-up. Dramatic faint!]
Poor Gimpyroth! I suppose there isn’t anyway to return it under faulty goods, or something? I suppose not, though. It is so very cool that Sephiroth is left-handed (HE STANDS FOR THE MINORITY) and Cloud(s) are just as bad as Sephiroth’s, as the non-covered arm suffers from Compolsive-Falling-Off-At-The-Slightest-Touch-And-Or-Jerk-Off-Disorder. We’re starting a support group, meetings every Tuesday. You’re welcome to join in you bring the rum cake!
I didn’t realise Vaseline was petroleum jelly. Dude, we have some of that in the cupboard! I feel honoured that I have a product that was used in audio porn! Victory is mine! Heh, Wikipedia has these wise words to say: It is not recommended for use as a safe sexual lubricant; being oil-based, Vaseline destroys the effectiveness of latex condoms. Since MoriMori isn’t using condoms, the skanky man, I suppose he won’t have a problem. Please don’t laugh at the fact I had to look up petroleum jelly to remember what it was. Damn.
WHY OH WHY DO THEY NEVER USE THE LUBRICANT?
Right now I am ever so tempted to run screaming down the road in my pyjamas to the nearest Telstra shop, steal the nearest credit card I can find, strip off naked and sell my body for the good of Broadband. It would be worth it. OH-GOD-IT-WOULD-BE-WORTH-IT.
Ahem. You are a dearest, dear god, and the seiyuu-whore in me pinches your cheeks in gratitude, until you look like one of those creepy, albeit adorable porcelain dolls that sit on your bed and stare at you with those big blue eyes and frightening lashes and you just know that they’re trying to find a way to DEVOUR YOU WHOLE. AHHAA. NO, I DON’T HAVE OFF-TOPIC ISSUES.
[THERE IS ‘SLAVER’S KISS’. I HAVE BEEN SKULKING THAT FOR AROUND FOUR MONTHS. OH, DIAL-UP, YOU INTERNET-MURDERING BITCH. It’d be nice if YSIGet worked properly and didn’t chop the downloads. VENT. VENT.]
Wah, how is Gimpyroth going? Is he getting into your doujinshi yet and planning future porn out between himself and the invisible Cloud-Doll-Of-Sexual-Frustration-Release?
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Funny you should mention that! In one of the dramas I got (forgot which one), MoriMori's character actually DID lube up Sakupyon's. I think. All I heard was something that sounded like a jar opening, which means it was probably petroleum jelly. Bad choice of lube, but at least he used something.
I'm sorry!
[YSIGet does that to me, too. I just reload the page and try downloading again. It usually resumes after that if the file's not... blocked. I could put it somewhere else for you, though. How do you usually get them?]
He's sitting in his box, mourning the loss of his right hand. =( But he's left-handed, so at least he can keep himself satisfied until I get a Cloud... if I should even bother getting a Cloud, considering how shoddy my Sephiroth turned out. Pfft.
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Wow, that’s excellent! There’s a revolution in the world of gay porn, starting with the duo who manage to never, ever use it! How very brilliant. Wah, petroleum jelly? Is Morikawa cheap or what? Huh, I don’t suppose they ever use condoms? Le sigh! Rule Number One: DON’T IMPULSIVELY SHAG YOUR BOSS/TEACHER/COP/STEP-FATHER/BEST-FRIEND/RANDOM STRANGER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A WALKING, TALKING BAG OF STDS. Like Fandom!Zack!
Sorry? You have ungodly powers of seiyuu-pornography! PORN MEANS YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY SORRY!
[Wow, really? I’ll have to try that! Thanks so much for the suggestion! And nope, don’t worry about it! Um, I use GetRight to hold the downloads, so I guess I, unfortunately, suffer FileFront. I used to use MegaUpload, but then, in the wise words of what is probably some energetic and fairly gay cartoon character, it got mucho pissy. The trials of dial-up. Dramatic faint!]
Poor Gimpyroth! I suppose there isn’t anyway to return it under faulty goods, or something? I suppose not, though. It is so very cool that Sephiroth is left-handed (HE STANDS FOR THE MINORITY) and Cloud(s) are just as bad as Sephiroth’s, as the non-covered arm suffers from Compolsive-Falling-Off-At-The-Slightest-Touch-And-Or-Jerk-Off-Disorder. We’re starting a support group, meetings every Tuesday. You’re welcome to join in you bring the rum cake!
I didn’t realise Vaseline was petroleum jelly. Dude, we have some of that in the cupboard! I feel honoured that I have a product that was used in audio porn! Victory is mine!
Heh, Wikipedia has these wise words to say: It is not recommended for use as a safe sexual lubricant; being oil-based, Vaseline destroys the effectiveness of latex condoms. Since MoriMori isn’t using condoms, the skanky man, I suppose he won’t have a problem. Please don’t laugh at the fact I had to look up petroleum jelly to remember what it was. Damn.
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