Thank you for choosing my base model Honda Civic to break into. It must have been a very tough choice to decide which car to take a screwdriver to. I know, those expensive Honda Civics are very tempting. I bet you look at them and see dollar signs. You must have thought I at least left an iPod or a cell phone in there, if not my collection of ( Read more... )

so they are putting in cubes in the area adjacent to my desk. this makes me so freaking happy because, while i am sure i will still have to hear her mouth running all the time, i will no longer have to stare at the obnoxious jackass i work with all day long. best news i've seen/heard all year!

... to not wear the sweater i was debating wearing today. i came in to work and they have the heat friggin cranking. yes, it is chilly out, but does it really need to be subtropical in here ( Read more... )

i am angry. hence my updaying this blog ( Read more... )

i don't think it's right that cops get paid to sit around and wait for something bad to happen, like someone speeding. i think it's bullshit that the government can set up a situation to trap people into a $150 speeding ticket, yet the guy next door to me is dealing drugs to underage kids ( Read more... )

numbnuts that i work with is out "sick" today. it's so nice and peaceful without her constant singing and squawking and drawing attention to herself. i wish it were like this every day ( Read more... )

ok, i have to bitch about a couple things ( Read more... )

a girl in this office got french fried with her lunch and now the entire place smells like yummy french fries. <> i guess if i want to lose this freakin weight i better learn to deal with smelling but not tasting the french fries ( Read more... )

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this ( Read more... )

right now, i need a friend. that's all. unfortunately, the only true friend i seem to have lives in florida. and i miss him so much.