is one of those old Genesis/SNES game racks they used to have at Target...you know...the one where you pushed a button and it selected the next game and played it. Actually...I want like 37 of 'em...that way I can rig them up in a array with 216 games...and to play a game you had to identify it in a 3D matrix! That'd be hardcore ( Read more... )

It's mah birfday! Give me stuff or die!

Bangarang!

Is it strange that I get upset over bad grammar and spelling in database entries and catalogues, but my actual grammar and spelling are retarded?

This last Sunday, around 1:00 in the morning, my grandfather died. The funeral's on Thursday, I'm going to be a pallbearer. I...I don't know...

every morning Jimmie sings in the shower "Now that I'm a Woman" from 'The Last Unicorn'

If you're Republican...you can only vote Republican ( Read more... )

...about the Idiocracy movie...and the TV show in it "Ow...my Balls!"

...we already have that show...except it's called "America's Funniest Home Videos"

Who does the prostitutes laundry?

monkey hands smell like poop.

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