I guess it's finally time to give up my cell phone ( Read more... )

AAaahahaaahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgahahghhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXukwNQG0uA

I never knew how many books had the SAME EXACT GODDAMN NAME until I started working in a library ( Read more... )

I have not worn sandals in 2 years...
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fear my stinky feet!

idea for best house ever!

lighthouse...
on island...
in middle of lake...
in a cave!
...also...has cable access.

I have found the best book rewrite ever ( Read more... )

ok...we have this old Piggly Wiggly that was converted into a church...(yeah...don't ask...it's the south...) ... ... ... ...Anyway...I drove past it this morning...and I could have sworn the marquee said "Boobs for Jesus"...

so...I'm watching this new show on Cartoon Network, "6-teen". It's like Mallrats: the TV series! "Babies got it made! They got Boob...and Candy!"

I...am Spartacus!

I think I suffer from "Study Conditioning" or "Physical State Memory Referencing" or whatever some brain doctor might want to call it at the moment...

I seem to only be able to code well when either sleepy, nervous, or hopped up on caffene...and do my best when under all 3