At least Cliff Robertson got another check

[jd3000]

Herein rests JD'S Sublimely Snarky and Silly Recap of Spider-Man III. Shield your eyes, Frank.

AUDIENCE: Wow, the Marvel Studios logo sequence is cool. Hope it's not all downhill from there.

Comments

[nitesh_update]

Wow, I totally don't even need to see the movie, it's exactly what I expected it to be! And I bet through this medium it's a lot more entertaining. :D :D :D

HARRY: Hi, I'm endearing! Omelette!

MARY JANE: At least you're endearing. Kiss. OMG OK BYE.

WAIT HARRY DIES NOOOOOOOO HE WAS MY FAVORITE ONE

[fighting_dreamr]

love the icon.

[nitesh_update]

YESSSS HOT FUZZ HOT FUZZ HOT FUUUUUZZ
I have no idea why I am enjoying this movie SO MUCH. It's ridiculous.

[kalquessa]

*falls out of chair laughing*

JD, I love you. Please marry me.

I started commenting with parts that were particularly brilliant in italics, but then I eighty-sixed that idea because I was going to end up re-posting pretty much your entire entry.

That was just awesome.

[godgivensmile]

I was going to do the same thing and completely agree with you! Thus, I believe that I will post a link to this from my site.

JD, you completely hit the nail on the head!

By the by, was it just me or did the whole "newscaster scene in the movie" completely blow chunks!?

[godgivensmile]

PS: when Marko falls into the open-aired special experiment project, one "scientist" exclaims..."Hey, there's a mass increase! Do you think we should check it out before proceeding with our 'highly controlled' experiment?"

Scientist 2: "Na, it's a bird that will fly away...or will be fried and cause no external variables into our controlled experiment."

I chalked that exchange up to Comic Cheezyness...but still...

[dessieoctavia]

Here via kalquessa.

NEWSCASTER: Veteran hostage Mary Jane Parker is being held in a big black web above a huge pit of sand. We can only wonder what the situation is.

That was the part that made me LOL.

[rose_griffes]

This was fabulously funny. Thanks!

[ladyarkham]

Awesome.

SPIDEY PURISTS: Neck snap! Neck snap!

*giggles*