Brush my teeth with... god only knows.

[jcovcova]

Last night my roommate left her dirty panties on my tooth brush. She said it was an accident, and I believe her. She was pretty embarrassed, and offered me a brand new toothbrush. I refused, thinking that it might be a bit insulting to accept, implying that she has cooties or something. So I lather up the brush and start brushing as usual. Two

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[unhipster]

WTF.