'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

[jbword]

Ok, is there some sort of law that states you must be on your cell phone when you come to the pharmacy? I'm sick and tired of having to compete with a person's cell phone conversation as I'm trying to explain something important about their medication. Any why, WHY do you have to hit the call button in the drive-thru when I'm standing there

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[jbword]

Did you have a bad experience with the word "moist" as a child? I know what you mean though because I hate the word "dinner". It's not dinner, it's supper and people need to learn to get it right.

No, I do not look like Elton John and I do not need some funky glasses because they are NOT rad. I have glasses that help me see. They are conservative glasses and fit me well.

[tigerlixalot]

Do you feel better now?

[jbword]

I always get a little randy after sex ;)

[brim]

You look like Elton John?!??! Wow. That's really cool.

That was pretty funny about the people always being on their cellphones. How annoying.

You should wait for them to pull up to the drive-thru window and then you can call somebody on your cell phone. That'd show them!

Moist towelettes rule. And I like the after-dinner mints they place in the urinals. How convenient!

I wonder if several competing companies manufacture those urinal mints or if one company has a urinal mint monopoly? Maybe I should invest in those things.

[jbword]

No, it is not cool that I look like Elton John.

Do they give you lots of moist towelletes when you are at Hooters? I've never been, but I bet the wangs get pretty messy and that would be a good time for a moist towelette.

Urinal Mint Monopoly: New from Parker Brothers!

At A&M we had the sawed off Longhorn logos in the urinals. I wonder if those were supposed to be targets or just symbolic.

[brim]

Why have you never been to Hooters? I'm seriously shocked that you've never been. Damn. They have one in Dallas, don't they?

Yeah, they actually do give you moist towelettes when you get wings there, and they'er not the crappy generic "Wet-Naps" either, but authentic Hooter-rific moist towelettes. Sort of like Red Dog or Newcastle beer bottle caps, each Hooters moist towelette comes imprinted with a different saying or slogan. Like "Hooters isn't just for breakfast anymore" or "Caution: Blondes Thinking." Haha.

That's pretty funny about the Longhorn logo urinal cakes. It reminds me of Calvin pissing on a Ford symbol.

[jbword]

I was waiting for you to come down here so I could share my first Hooters experience with you. Might as well go with a regular and make it worthwhile if I'm gonna get my cherry popped, right?

[internal_scars]

You are as funny as hell.. Your scathing comments make me wanna.. Hey were did you say the bathroom was again?

Will you add me? ;)

[jbword]

Gimme three good reasons why I should add you? ;)

And just out of curiousity, how did you come across my journal?

[internal_scars]

1. Because you want to..
2. Because I want you to...
3. And because I think your so damn funny!

I came across your journal cause I am a friend of xdementorsxkiss anything else??lol;o)

[jbword]

I guess your reasons will have to do because I added you yesterday.

BUT...

You'd better be cute. I don't add the girlies unless there is a cuteness factor involved. I have standards, you know.

Jenna said I'm cute, so I guess she'd know since she's a girlie and all.

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