Leverage Fic Index
The One Crutch Job
Word count: 30,200 total (Each chapter is roughly 3,500. Roughly. Very roughly.)
Characters and pairings: All canon pairings, team!fic with emphasis on Eliot, Hardison, and Parker. This is not an OT3.
Rating: R for violence. (See warnings in story.)
Spoilers and notes: Through Season 4. Takes place during the break between S4 and S5. See story for further notes.
Summary:
It had been the simplest of plans, the easiest of heists, and a fantastic coincidence that all three of them were in Paris at the same time. It was practically set up for them.
Then everything went wrong. With Eliot captured and the rest of the team on the way, a rescue is the first priority. Getting him to a hospital is second. Taking down the bad guy comes a distant third. For once, none of them mind coming in third.
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Pumpkin Picking
Word count: 1,000
Rating and characters: Gen, all.
Summary: An extremely random little comment fic: the team picks pumpkins.
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Queers, Freaks, and Weirdos - REMOVED (see below)
Word count: 43,000 total. Chapters vary.
Characters and pairings: Mostly Hardison, Parker and Eliot, with all canon pairings and eventual OT3.
Rating: NC-17. Oh my god, it's so NC-17. Every chapter but the first one is NC-17.
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor am I making any money off of, Leverage and the characters. I wish I did.
Warnings and notes: Set during mid-season 5 break. See story for further warnings/notes.
Summary:
Eliot is absolutely positive that, no matter what Parker says, attempting to sub for her and Hardison is a really, really bad idea. Sex with friends is complicated, threesomes are complicated, and he's just not submissive. Hardison even agrees with him, seemingly on all points. Besides, Eliot knows that only queers, freaks, and weirdos have that kind of sex, and he's not any of those.
But he's safer than whoever they might meet online and bring home, and he does trust them, and it might be awkward as all hell, but he's willing to try at least once.
And maybe once more after that. Curiosity never hurt anyone, right?
**EDIT: This story has been removed. Why? Well, I thought, "Gee... this was a GREAT IDEA." And then it became the seed of a novel. Not a Leverage novel. I don't think Leverage would publish this about their characters. ;) And while it was only the seed that became a novel -- much like one-liners are the seeds that become stories -- just to make sure no one can ever accuse me of stealing something, I took down the fanfic.
You're welcome to contact me at jbmcdragon at gmail dot com for information on either the fic or the novel. Thanks!