Comments | jazzminarino: Give me jobz nao and stuff, kthnx...

jazzminarino

Give me jobz nao and stuff, kthnx...

Aug 30, 2009 08:33

I have been working throughout the night. Finally living in Baltimore and working in the quasi-field that I do, I finally know the names of hospitals and other organizations that could better use my skills. Unfortunately, when I first started this endeavor, I was highly eloquent and educated-sounding:To Whom it May Concern ( Read more... )

job-hunting, maryland, starship

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stargazer612 August 31 2009, 02:38:13 UTC

LOL
I just need to let you know, this entry LITERALLY made my laugh at loud, and now my little brother is giving me funny looks. Thanks for that, and good luck with the job search... hopes yours is going slightly better than my own. :)

So tired of looking... jazzminarino September 1 2009, 03:43:40 UTC

Glad you got a chuckle out of it! At least someone enjoyed my insanity, gah...

... good luck on your search too!

nervelush August 31 2009, 14:46:18 UTC

heheh I feel your pain honey I sent one out that literally said "in my past jobs I have give special attention to detail" opps but that's only because I was delirious from writing too many cover letters! cover letter comas for our generation.

other generations had weed and coke... we got cover letters... oy.

-shan

I'd prefer weed and coke. jazzminarino September 1 2009, 03:42:39 UTC

My brain only processes so much. I needed to find alternative ways of saying "hold down and tie to bed" or "talk down crayzee mofo." (Note: "Application of restraints to psychotic clients" and "deescalate clients" were the right answers to that one.)

I'm just lucky I have a canned cover letter. If I really had to rewrite it multiple times, I'd shoot myself. And I figured screw it for my descriptions; I have canned responses for the Starship, the House, the Floor, my HS, and college...

... I'm not doing this stuff with "creativity" no more!