Give me jobz nao and stuff, kthnx...
I have been working throughout the night. Finally living in Baltimore and working in the quasi-field that I do, I finally know the names of hospitals and other organizations that could better use my skills. Unfortunately, when I first started this endeavor, I was highly eloquent and educated-sounding:To Whom it May Concern-
Are you looking for an individual whom is eager and dedicated to mental health? Someone whom possesses the following characteristics:
· A passion to learn and absorb knowledge from various clients
· Exceptional skills with multitasking and prioritizing multiple clients
· Caring personality to give direct client care
· Experienced in different crisis situations
If so, then you do not need to look any further than this letter. With my attached resume, you can see that not only do I have the above traits, but also many other qualifications.
I would very much like to meet with you to discuss possible opportunities with your company. If you would like to schedule an interview, please call me at ***-***-****.
I sincerely thank you for taking the time to review this letter along with my resume. I look forward to speaking with you in the future.
Cordially,
Jess ****-********
The longer I have been doing these resumes and cover letters (now totaling 17 just tonight), filling out various bots with fields and trying to make myself and my jobs sound educated, it’s slowly turning into this:Hi!
My name is Jess.
You need sum1 whoz awusum? And dedimicated and stuff?
I iz awusum! And dedimicated! And stuffy! (?)
I can has job nao?
Wantz to werk wit locos and peeps,
Jess
I have more to update on and why all of this is happening (since last week was a ROUGH week), but right now, I realized I need to go to bed. Somehow, I’ve swung myself onto a midnight shift, which is highly inadvisable for someone who works daylights...
... I see more applications and sleeping pills in my future.
Are you looking for an individual whom is eager and dedicated to mental health? Someone whom possesses the following characteristics:
· A passion to learn and absorb knowledge from various clients
· Exceptional skills with multitasking and prioritizing multiple clients
· Caring personality to give direct client care
· Experienced in different crisis situations
If so, then you do not need to look any further than this letter. With my attached resume, you can see that not only do I have the above traits, but also many other qualifications.
I would very much like to meet with you to discuss possible opportunities with your company. If you would like to schedule an interview, please call me at ***-***-****.
I sincerely thank you for taking the time to review this letter along with my resume. I look forward to speaking with you in the future.
Cordially,
Jess ****-********
The longer I have been doing these resumes and cover letters (now totaling 17 just tonight), filling out various bots with fields and trying to make myself and my jobs sound educated, it’s slowly turning into this:Hi!
My name is Jess.
You need sum1 whoz awusum? And dedimicated and stuff?
I iz awusum! And dedimicated! And stuffy! (?)
I can has job nao?
Wantz to werk wit locos and peeps,
Jess
I have more to update on and why all of this is happening (since last week was a ROUGH week), but right now, I realized I need to go to bed. Somehow, I’ve swung myself onto a midnight shift, which is highly inadvisable for someone who works daylights...
... I see more applications and sleeping pills in my future.