Well, I'm single, and...well, if I'm expecting children, then my ex-girlfriend has a lot of explaining to do. Like why and how she took a sperm sample without my knowledge and recently used it impregnate herself.
I have been playing with bullets. now for 23 years. Today we had to sit through a two hour town hall meeting where the Picatinny Tech Director told how they are reorganizing the place to basically save two high ranking jobs.
Hi hi hi! I'm Andy, born in Miami, am female despite the name, and I went to high school on the internet.
Okay, not the funniest thing I could think of to say, but it IS true. And slightly weird. If you want weird, then my bra is made of duct tape and saucepan lids.
Ah, hao. My name is Sierra and on my dad's side of the family, my ancestor is John Wilkes Booth, we've got Shoshone blood running through our veins, and my great grandfather was Walter Riley Norris, the lead trumpet player in Jimmy Dorsey's big band AAAAAAAAAND... Nah, I think that's it. Hurray for famous on dad's side! Granted the first bit is really kinda creepy...
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So one has a kid, one is expecting, and one is SO NOT. I think I can remember that.
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Laugh!-Hooah!
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WHEN DID YOU QUIT FROM THE FLOWER SHOP?!
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It was painful
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Okay, not the funniest thing I could think of to say, but it IS true. And slightly weird. If you want weird, then my bra is made of duct tape and saucepan lids.
(It was a Halloween costume, so, also trufax.)
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Hurray for famous on dad's side! Granted the first bit is really kinda creepy...
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That is one geneology, you've got there!
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This is Kurasari from the Avatar shipping meme who.. is... a Canuck Canadian? xS *FAIL*
WHO ISH FUNNY!!!!!11. (cause I say so..>>..)
8D
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That works. Welcome!
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