Don't fear the reaper...

[jayli]

That's IT!  I have finally figured out how I will meet my end!  I know it's crazy, but the signs are all over the place.  Follow me if you will

Comments

[mathwhiz78]

If you see a box labeled ACME Company Anvil, WATCH OUT!!!!!

[jayli]

thanks for the advice!

[letthesunfall]

oh, so YOU'RE the person that will die by falling piano.

[jayli]

Apparently, YES - YES I AM...
dammit..

[letthesunfall]

see, now would be the time to discreetly purchase a MASSIVE insurance policy based on death by falling things, delete this journal entry, and collect in a few years.

actually, *I* should set up the policy because you clearly won't be collecting...

;)

[jayli]

How thoughtful of you!!!

lemme guess, you have a suggestion on the beneficiary as well? :)

[diekia]

My only advise is this:

If you see the light... do NOT run towards it.
It's a TRAP!

Next thing you know you will have a harp in your hand, a halo on your head and wearing white after Labor Day.

Let's face it. You can carry any look... but who wants to be stuck looking like a cherub for all eternity. I would rather spend the rest of eternity looking like the Devils Secretary.

[jayli]

HAHAHA - you're already spending LIFE as the Devil's Secretary...

Wait...WHO was that under your desk?

[gavama]

you know of course...its because she's a Fairly Odd...its in the jeans. Her Fairly Odd Mother is destined to die Road Runner style... DNA my friends...DNA.

[jayli]

Seriously - no joke! I know exactly where I get it from since I am getting close to my own version of 1001 stories!

[findyouranswers]

I think a bird is going to poop in your eye causing you to stumble into the awning and off the deck.

It's the best way to go.

[jayli]

I feel like I was just playing a game of clue..
It's the professor, in the kitchen with a rope!

[magicmumu]

Well, George, that seems to be some solid facts.

Erin

[jayli]

I know! It's going to happen!