THE INTERNET FAILS AT LIFE

[jaykayrowling]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A GRIEVOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED. SOME FOUL CREATURE HAS LEAKED THE ENTIRETY OF MY SEVENTH BOOK ONTO THE INTERNET. IF I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIFE.

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LATER THIS WEEK, BUT I SHALL HAVE TO DO IT NOW.

THE SPOILER POSTSEEING AS I AM THE ONE WHO WROTE THE BOOK, I'VE

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[cool_vamp]

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Tonks is dead?! THEY KILLED TONKS!!!! HJAXSWZECH IJCUY5RTNFDCTHNF SDJLNL.

.....Excuse me while I smash lots of things up into teeny tiny pieces.

((OOC: You can tell I have just finished and am in a state of flail, can't you? Blasted wedding yesterday, foiled my attempt to read it all in one day. I agree. Hugo? Scorpio? OUCH. BUt with the...and the..*waves frantically*))

[chocolatehelps]

Do recall she's not the only one.

[cool_vamp]

I'm still mad at you.

[chocolatehelps]

There's very little I can do about that.

[irishhalfblood]

I'M NOT DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The bunker worked, I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! And Dean's not dead, neither, which is awesome, because I thought he'd come a cropper, but he didn't so I'm okay and Deans okay, and Ron, Hermione and Draco really mustn't be allowed to name human beings.

I'M ALIVE!

[hex_you_up]

They really mustn't, that was awful. Actually, Lily, James and Rose are all perfectly acceptable names, but really. Hugo? And Albus Severus? Honestly.

[irishhalfblood]

Oh, I know, those poor, poor kids.

[hex_you_up]

I think I need to have a word with my brother. *giggle*

[hex_you_up]

You married me off to Harry after all, why am I not shocked? And where the hell was I for most of the book, eh? I can't have spent the entire thing stealing that buggering sword, and I sure as hell wouldn't've sat around in the Room of Requirement while everyone else did the fighting, I'd have been right in the middle of it. Madwoman.

[irishhalfblood]

I know! It's like we all sat there, twiddling our thumbs going 'oh dear, Harry isn't here, whatever will we do?'. I mean, they took Dean off into the forest and he could have been killed and fkjhc\ey 3ifndheriud hcfijk.n But he wasn't, but still!!

And damn straight you'd have been in the thick of it, people who try to keep you from battle would get their eyes scratched out.

[hex_you_up]

Seriously! I mean I get the whole bit where they're meant to be shown from Harry's perspective, but still, could've shown we were doing something useful.

Yes. Yes, the would have.

Isn't your dad a Muggle? Thought it was odd she didn't mention that, or did she and I missed it?

[irishhalfblood]

Exactly, we we doing stuff, too! Stuck in a school that wanted us all prisoners to their regimes and that.

He is! And she didn't mention him once. Should be glad, means Da' wasn't killed or nothing, which is good, 'cause I like me Da.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Xenophilius is a fucking hilarious name.

[lunar_luna]

...Oh?

[true_rebellion]

Oh dear now me screaming out someone's name is all over the world.

((OOC: Percy was fantastic! He went all Gryffindorish on him *grins* Oh. And Neville! *loves them both)