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jaykayrowling

THE INTERNET FAILS AT LIFE

Jul 16, 2007 14:31

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A GRIEVOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED. SOME FOUL CREATURE HAS LEAKED THE ENTIRETY OF MY SEVENTH BOOK ONTO THE INTERNET. IF I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIFE.

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LATER THIS WEEK, BUT I SHALL HAVE TO DO IT NOW.

THE SPOILER POSTSEEING AS I AM THE ONE WHO WROTE THE BOOK, I'VE ( Read more... )

teh intarnet fails at life, only cauldrons should leak, somebody is a dead man, deathly hallows spoilers in the comments, spoilers oh noes

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slobberymongrel July 16 2007, 22:13:01 UTC

I couldnt believe that techni-colour page where I was ressurected through the power of love and how fucking awesome I really am.

Shame about Tonks, though. Nobody saw that rogue Manticore coming.

prongsykins July 17 2007, 23:35:02 UTC

Ironic.

kinda_trippy July 18 2007, 17:47:42 UTC

I KNEW you knew it was me! Anonymouse my LEFT FOOT!

chocolatehelps July 21 2007, 19:55:22 UTC

You married me off to Tonks, had me regret it, had us have a child and killed me.

What did I ever do to deserve that?

stfumalfoy July 21 2007, 23:30:00 UTC

You ended up with your friends again, though. That has to count for something.

chocolatehelps July 22 2007, 00:45:28 UTC

True enough, Harry, true enough.

Mind, it was a disconcerting read, all the same.

stfumalfoy July 22 2007, 00:59:24 UTC

It really was.

...Should I be glad things aren't happening that way?

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mindreader_eh July 21 2007, 21:03:41 UTC

:D

... I am obviously the only one who's commented so far that actually liked it.

God, Snape's such a fucking sap, though.

OOC pyro_zuko July 22 2007, 02:37:18 UTC

I'd like to just say how much I LOL'd at the fact Harry and Ginny are married and have children.

IF I never joined Brawl, I'd probably just been "eh" or found it a tad annoying. (Up until part of Book 6 I was a Harry/Luna fan XD. ) But now, I laughed. X3

And the names of Ron and Hermione's kids? WTF, JK, WTF. XDDDDDD

Also, LOL SCORPIUS.

Re: OOC its_a_bear July 22 2007, 02:52:46 UTC

That epilogue............o________O

WTF ALBUS SEVERUS

Re: OOC redheads_suck July 22 2007, 08:15:49 UTC

What is it with wizards and scarring their children for life with these names?!?!? Lily, James, Rose, & Hugo - fine names. Hugo's a tad odd, but still semi-normal.

But ALBUS SEVERUS & SCORPIUS? O_O Dear God, sadistic much?

Also, Severus deserves his own homage!chillun. DX

Also also, the epilogue was a sad little ending in comparison to the rest of the book. Stupid JK. :P

Re: OOC hex_you_up July 22 2007, 16:18:24 UTC

Yeah, whatever happened to her amazing talent for charactonymics? EH? EHHH? "Albus Severus" is like the worst name ever, 4srs.

OOC redheads_suck July 22 2007, 08:11:15 UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THERE IS A VAR VAR DISTURBING RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN KREACHER'S HOUSE-ELVES AND THE EWOKS?!!?!?

Also, WTF ALBUS SEVERUS AND SCORPIUS. WTF.

Also also, Dumbledore is a bit of a douche, Y/N?