Remington Legacy 3.0
When last we met, there was a baby on the way. Out of Kendal broke generation 3! (Gross, huh?)
This is Dahlia Remington and everyone is terribly excited to talk about her.
Yes, Crystal, you're finally a grandmother. Good job!
And the two men in the household console themselves for the loss of gender authority with a rousing game of... red hands.
Flying baby alert! It's the first sign of demonic possession.
How cute. Kendal and Julian share their first... makeout session. Well into their marriage. At least we know she was a vir... pure?
Supah-star!
Another sign of demonic possession. Spinning and erupting in fireworks. I'm telling you!
Dahlia Remington, inhereted her black hair from her mother and green eyes from her father.
Shy 5, Outgoing 9, Lazy 4, Serious 4, Nice 6. Odd mix of traits.
WHOOOOOAHHHH! And inhereted Kendal's honker! THANK YOU, KENDAL. >.< You've got 5 more chances to get this right, woman.
Grandpa Remington happily takes over the tasks of child rearing. Because...
Her parents apparently have to share a school cheer in the grandparents bedroom. Fantaaaaaaaastic.
Lock the cabinets! Granpa successfully teaches Dahlia to walk. Because...
Kendal's got priorities!
Really fantastic parenting. Julian's on the other side of the wall, talking to himself in the mirror.
And Kendal is in Stephen's room, watching him sleep. Great, great second generation here.
But yay! Second chance at another heir! I mean, uh, Kendal's LTW, that's what I mean, sure...
Julian, too, has his needs and climbs the ladder to success! Although I don't find assistant coach very sexy but, well, I guess you get what you get on the way up.
He makes some quality time to take care of the needs of his child.
Demon child! EEE!!
Yes, Kendal, you get fat when you stuff your -- oh, wait, that's a baby, innit?
See?? This is not a sexy outfit for a young up-and-comer!
I was just all... what is that face he's making...
Oh my god! That's a face not even a mother could love!
Kendal and Crystal are BFF! (It's really all about the inheritance with Kendal. That's SO like her.)
This was so sweet, because everyone keeps rolling up wants to talk to Evan, so when he wandered by, Crystal almost broke a hip rushing out to greet him.
Don't you look at my old lady that way! Go put a shirt on and go away, you perv!
And 2 of 6 kicks his/her way into a bigger belly!
That's the end of this update, but because we love you here at Remington TV, we have bonus footage!
Shall we check in with Evan? Yes, lets!
And a nice way to start the week, with a promotion!
Megan is working hard to catch up, but she didn't have the benefit of a college education so it's a bit harder on her.
Oh no, Megan! You know what happens when you spy on the neighbors!
Yep. That's what happens. I tried to warn you...
Oh, but, can it be?
**hoark**
So I'm trying to decide if this is some kind of pansy-slam on male cleaners, with the pink clothing, or its some sort of equal opportunity pinkedness. And, well, he was marginally cute so I thought he needed a picture.
Evan is a workhorse!
So I, er, she thought... that's not right. You know, everyone is just as important as anyone else and he can wait his turn.
Then I remembered, wait, this is a business too. So...
Well, hot damn! I got something right a change!
Good job, Megan!
And as a reward, knocked up!
Evan maxes logic while - staring at bushes and giggling.
And mechanics while digging his cell phone out of the dummy.
Always around the food, I tells ya.
YAY!!! And then he immediately wanted to max all his skills, which was fine since he was heading that way anyway.
And, hee hee, I made him leave that job and get one as an artist, because that's really what he wanted, despite what he says.
He might get another job soon too. He's a very, uh, curiously guy.
In the meantime, here's Doctor Remington on his way to work in the limo they sent. Swanky!
Unfortunately he misses the birth of his first child because of it.
The gardener didn't. Some help she is though.
Baby pic!
Welcome to the world, Zachery Remington!
That night, Evan meets his son and promptly starts doting on him.
Ok, uh, when he's not juggling bottles. =D
Evan was awfully excited when Stephen dropped by that he had to have him meet the baby.
Now, Stephen. You've had two children and now two grandchildren. You've changed a lot of diapers. Why is this suddenly a foreign concept for you???
Of course, babies are boring so we helped little Zachery toward toddlerhood a bit quicker than normal.
Here's our blondie! But he needs a slight change...
AW!!! That's so much better!
And we end with one from the blooper reel. They're a very close family.
Right this way to 3.1!
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