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guitarslaying January 3 2012, 04:33:28 UTC
[Phone]

Sure, I'll take some cards.

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 04:38:22 UTC
Sweet! First customer.

So, any jobs you got in mind for me?

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guitarslaying January 3 2012, 04:40:35 UTC
Jobs?

Naw. I can solve my own problems.

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 04:41:38 UTC
Then... why do you want my business cards?

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noluckduck January 3 2012, 07:50:20 UTC
[Action]

[Looking at the card. And back to Mart. And then back to the card, and then back to Mart.

Clearly, she's got her doubts about this.]

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 16:16:01 UTC
[C'mon, isn't this a face you can trust?

See; awesome picture.]

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noluckduck January 3 2012, 16:46:34 UTC
[Nnnnot convinced.]

Badass. You're callin' yourself badass.

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 18:02:52 UTC
Yeah, me and my partner were making business cards and I needed an attention drawer.

It drew your attention though, didn't it?

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trueguardian January 3 2012, 11:54:13 UTC
[ Action!

Lan Fan is, by now, at least comfortable to speak to Mart without any type of hesitance or awkward pausing thanks to the various misadventures they've had! Even if this talking hasn't been all too recent, the memories certainly are strong.

This... however is a tad silly for Lan Fan. She doesn't actually need this. ]

I already know who you are. I do not need any of this, Mart!

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 16:19:22 UTC
Well, yeah, but this way you can call me whenever there's danger and stuff.

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trueguardian January 4 2012, 12:07:05 UTC
I do not think I'll be needing your assistance, but thank you for the offer, Mart. [ Seriously, she is fine with handling most problems on her own! ]

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jaws5sonofjaws January 4 2012, 18:47:19 UTC
Well, just think of it as extra reassurance.

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brbgoing2russia January 3 2012, 18:34:23 UTC
Seriously? You're charging people to help them?

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 18:58:02 UTC
Well, I mean, not money here 'cuz what's the point there's nothing to buy.

So I'll probably charge for like, sandwiches or hotdogs or something.

Back home, the super hero teams charge an arm and a leg!

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brbgoing2russia January 10 2012, 21:17:05 UTC
Come on! Real heroes help other people for free!

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gesangderjager January 3 2012, 19:30:07 UTC
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[And whose door you should knock on but that of one Rip van Winkle. It appears as though she got herself a regain as well. She's wearing her usual black suit with, yes Mart, long necklace with connected to a silver, swastika emblem. Rip gives Mart a look and at the business card.]

Der... "Badass" Held for Hire. How droll. But vhen it comes down to it, you do fight and var like the rest of us "villains".

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 19:57:49 UTC
[Oh boy! This lady. Mart looks irritated at the swastika in question.]

Please.

I'm offering to give my services for a good cause.

Like kicking some Nazi ass.

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gesangderjager January 3 2012, 20:02:23 UTC
Such an admirable devotion to your community you have zhere! But zhat being said, you are not different from the rest of us. You fight as we do, vhich is all fun, but you are zhe one who has to make excuses. Like fighting for zhe "good cause". Zhat must get tiring.

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jaws5sonofjaws January 3 2012, 20:09:36 UTC
Look, I'm not like you guys.

I don't get off on killing people, I don't want to fight in war, and I am not making excuses.

Also, I'm kinda Jewish, so that wouldn't be right.

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