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jaws5sonofjaws

BITE #I

May 15, 2011 02:04

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

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A notsaul May 15 2011, 18:55:24 UTC

I'm not your fucking mom.

[BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY MEAN HER SPECIFICALLY]

jaws5sonofjaws May 15 2011, 18:59:31 UTC

[Well, isn't this embarrassing!]

I know you ain't my mom.

You sound like a dude.

notsaul May 15 2011, 19:02:39 UTC

[THIS IS WHAT SMOKING TWO PACKS A DAY DOES TO YOU EVENTUALLY]

Oh.

My.

God.

You son a bitch, who the fuck do you think you are?

jaws5sonofjaws May 15 2011, 19:06:22 UTC

[An honest mistake.... and specified insult.]

I'm Mart 'Bite Your Leg Off' Vineyard.

At least I would if I still had my fucking awesome shark teeth.

What's the deal here, and who are you?

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2 macebronia May 16 2011, 03:50:25 UTC

[Well Mart, have your not! dad just chillin' on the porch with a beer in his hand. Yes, he starts early. And he doesn't work till later. He quirks an eyebrow at his new not!son]

I think that little diner place with the girls on the little roll-y things is good for a bunch of burgers.

[brief pause]

You don't look like the kid that was in those things yesterday.

jaws5sonofjaws May 16 2011, 04:15:51 UTC

[Hi Not!Dad! Mart grins widely]

Girls on roller skates with burgers!? Count me in!

Yeah, hell, I just woke up like this.

... and just who are you anyhow?

macebronia May 16 2011, 04:47:06 UTC

The King of Conquerors, Alexander the Great, at your service.

[He'll return the smile]

Sure, I'd be glad to give you an introduction to this place on some burgers.

This place apparently considers us father and son.

jaws5sonofjaws May 16 2011, 04:51:42 UTC

[Mart raises a brow.]

Like the guy form the history books?

Who took over the world or something?

... and on top of that, you're now my dad.

Just what the hell, man.

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A moemoetentacles May 17 2011, 01:00:22 UTC

I'm not your mom!

Oh boy, here we go! jaws5sonofjaws May 17 2011, 04:31:17 UTC

Wha-!

Who is this, and why are you on my mom's phone?

moemoetentacles May 17 2011, 12:01:15 UTC

It's not your mom's phone! And I'm Squid Girl, messenger of the sea and defender of the oceans!

jaws5sonofjaws May 17 2011, 22:29:49 UTC

Oh really...

[You can't see it, but Mart is shaping up a large toothy grin.]

Funny you mention that because my friends call me Shark-Boy.

No relation to the movie.

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