terrifying things are happening outside! why don't the humans care? I keep telling them and telling them, but they just lie there. it's very very scary right now. I meow and meow but the loud noises keep happening. meow.

Yesterday I suffered the worst indignity a cat can suffer.

They gave me a bath.

obsidian_kitten said I should do the seven things meme. You should do it to ( Read more... )

Everyone must have a crush on me. I have spots on my belly. I sit in boxes. And I am a famous hunter of mice. I killed a mouse with my bare paws.


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I am the biggest badass alive.

I caught a mouse last night.

HAH! I have learned to defeat the evil food machine. It taunts me with all the food in its innards. It just sits there and only occasionally will it give me some of the food. But I show it who's boss. I bash it about until it gives me tasty tasty morsels of food. It tries to hold back, and just give a morsel or two at a time, but after I eat those ( Read more... )

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The girl brought home a new thing. It has food in it and she put it near the other food bowls but we can't get at the food even though we tried and tried. I bit the lid of the thing. I put my paws up into this opening in the thing. But no food. After a little while food just started pouring out of the opening. obsidian_kitten and I ate the food that came out but ( Read more... )

bloodstones has been having cat days lately. I guess that means she's not feeling well. obsidian_kitten and I have been trying very hard to cheer her up. We chase things in a cute manner, and then we cuddle with her a lot. We are so good. And I finish her sherbert for her, even though she says that's bad. How can it be bad if it is so tasty?

I became a world traveler today. We went in the taxi to the airport. I talked a lot on the ride. The silly pink two legged freaks people wouldn't let me go through security by myself. They insisted on carrying me. Then we went on a plane. It was my first time on a plane. I wasn't even scared. After that bloodstones drove us back to the new apartment. It's ( Read more... )