Comments | jarrow: my heart weeps with desperation

jarrow

my heart weeps with desperation

Dec 08, 2007 22:56

Okay. So.

You guys may remember when the "marvelously bad" (tm) show Dante's Cove entered most of our lives via Stranger in a Strange Fandom. And how we watched the first episode at VividCon and we're planning a rewatch at bitchinparty. This trainwreck has ruined taken over sdwolfpup's life, so when I went to her house on Thursday, I couldn't pass up the opportunity ( Read more... )

funny, shows, \o/

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mlyn December 9 2007, 07:22:26 UTC

Oh. Oh my god. This is like watching test reels. They are SO BAD. And it's not just the actors. The sound is bad. The editing in the scene with Van is AWFUL. I think FILM SCHOOL STUDENTS do a better job than that. The camera even shook!

And yet, I still kinda want to watch it in a group. Just to watch "Kevin" run across the screen going "unnnn" and holding his arm again.

And you know Toby's actor is totally homophobic and couldn't play Toby with the least bit of affection toward "Kevin," 'cause that would be gay or something.

jarrow December 9 2007, 08:38:43 UTC

It's PAINFULLY BAD. It's run by middle schoolers, I swear.

sdwolfpup December 9 2007, 07:53:09 UTC

*dies* This is the most perfect post EVER MADE. I...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. You even included VIDEO CLIPS.

DON'T THINK I'M NOT DOWNLOADING EVERY ONE OF THOSE.

God. That cat toy is TERRIFYING. And the tiara/lollipop/crutch combo! I FORGOT. *still dying*

This is amazing.

jarrow December 9 2007, 08:37:36 UTC

IT'S ALL FOR YOU, BABE. (I even made it public so you can link back to it if you want!) Seriously, when I was at work after lunch, I thought, "ooh, I know what would improve SDW's day!" I made a note on the back of my hand and everything so I wouldn't forget. Because it was a tragedy that I had these clips and you didn't. So now you do! \o/ (Had I less than a mountain of love for Paul Gross, I would call those Toby arms. Actually, he only kind of does them halfway up, and there aren't letters or symbols to make that happen, so PGA is safe!)

I'm so pleased you're pleased. Hooray! I love you, too!

sdwolfpup December 9 2007, 16:41:13 UTC

"How are you?" "Crappy."

*dies all over again*

And the "heeeeeeey" NEVER gets less WTF. NEVER.

jarrow December 9 2007, 17:33:45 UTC

I can't decide which I like better--"crappy" or her delivery of "thanks, dude." And just...the WRITING. It's SO TERRIBLE. Someone ACTUALLY WROTE THAT DIALOGUE, sdw, and READ BACK OVER IT and was like, "yes! this! that's IT!"

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laurashapiro December 9 2007, 16:09:03 UTC

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU. This made my night last night. (:

WTF is that hospital gift...thing? Who would bring something like that to a sick friend? Jesus god.

jarrow December 9 2007, 17:30:54 UTC

You're welcome! I'm here to serve.

And OMG, I HAVE NO IDEA. Seriously, who would do that!

gwyn_r December 9 2007, 19:13:16 UTC

Oh. My. GOD!!!!11eleventy11!! Really, I just have no words. Any words.

The...it...the...with the....augh!!!!

I didn't think it was physically possibly to be a worse actor than Van No. 2, but wow, it really, really is.

I am going to keep the scream on my computer to watch again and again. Thank you so much for "sharing."

gwyn_r December 9 2007, 19:14:50 UTC

Also, a tiara, a crutch, and a lollipop. It's like the start of a joke -- a lesbian walks into a bar...

dustins84 December 9 2007, 19:41:51 UTC

where in gay hell have you been. are you free friday? i miss you. i long for you. i need you.

jarrow December 10 2007, 04:22:22 UTC

Honey! I love you so much. I miss you too! I haven't gone out in a LONG time. I got your text about Friday, but it'll all depend on how ready I am to leave for Panama the next morning. I'm going to try! I can't believe how long it's been since I've seen you!