So, Melissa, Julie and I have been hanging out for the past few hours -just chatting, and then melissa brings up her old (age wise and previous wise) dentist and his, what I thought, halitosis:
M: It wasn't his breath! It was his nose breath!

5 minutes later

M: There is such thing as nose breath!

The mates, Melissa and I playing Taboo:

N: You like this at Halloween!
W: Vagina!

The mates and I have been watching HP 4 in the living room and when Igor Karkaroff came on screen:

A: Isn't he a Death Eater?
Me: Was.
S: Do they eat death?
A: You eat death.
S: Your mom eats death.
Me: LOL

Last night I had a get-together with friends to celebrate Halloween. Twas nice and a few people did come. We ended up watching Seven and 28 Weeks Later. At about 4 in the morning, Melissa and I decided to retire to my bedroom and she just got up (I've been up for over an hour). She was walking around, trying to get her stuff to change and I saw ( Read more... )

I cleaned the living room and everything for my Hallowe'en party tomorrow night, but the roommates came back with friends and liquor and spilled it all over the clean coffee table. Hate and loathe.

R: Do you know how to spell y'all?
Friend W: Y-A apostrophe L-L
Brother S: Y apostrophe A-L-L
R: Yes!
W: Why does it have the apostrophe there?
R: To separate ( Read more... )

I am sitting in the living room with Roommate N, Brother S and Friend W and I am eating white chocolate chips. Sadly, I keep dropping some down my shirt and I have to make sure none of the guys are looking my way when I dig for the chip. Ugh ( Read more... )

A: So where are those brauts?
S: In the kitchen
A: What did you put them on *carrying bag of hot dog buns*
S: Nothing - they aren't like hot dogs.
W: Put them on tortillas (he's hispanic)
N: We're not in Spanishland!

On the radio they were getting callers to answer whether or not they think gay marriages are okay, and one girl answered: I think gay marriages are God's way to slow down reproduction ( Read more... )

First off, Happy Autumn! I'm excited! My first Autumn in the new chapter of my life :D College, that is ( Read more... )

Me: What do you call a cop on the motorcycle?
Brother S: A pig on a hog?
Me: A moto-popo!