I ran into a student (and nonetheless, a student who refuses to call me "Ms Cohen," because he's too busy calling me "Hey, beautiful!") after my friends and I won third place in Kinky Quizzo. He came over and said hi to me in the bar while I was clearly drun and blatantly hitting on a stranger, with a stack of cheap lesbian porn piled high on our ( Read more... )

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
I didn't want to hear all about the multiple orgasms you gave your latest girlfriend.
Love,
Jan

I need job ideas. This time next month, I'll be a certified grown-up.

MORE BOOK SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

I go home this weekend and stay there for a month.

Name lots of books that I should read while I'll actually have free time.

I wanted to flirt with my adorable cashier at Trader Joe's this evening, BUT--

1. Flirting with a cashier might be a new low in my perpetual dog-in-heat existence.

2. If I end up making an ass out of myself, I'll never be able to buy organic yams again.

And I think I'm gonna start updating writing stuff on diaryland again, but I'm not sure.

List of cool things I've done recently ( Read more... )

I'd just like to announce that tonight I will shave my legs, armpits, and bikini line for the first time in well over a month.

I was on the phone with my roommate last night to wish her a happy birthday while I was preoccupied with other things.

I've come to the conclusion that my ideal partner would be Jaime Fountaine with a penis.