TOW The Price of Mailing My Hand

[jamesracheld]

If you wish to hack my hand off in the future and mail it to me for ransom later [wait, that doesn't make sense], it'll cost you $7.15. Well, that is if it's the left hand. I have yet to weigh the right one. [In answer to your unasked question, I was bored and standing by the mail machine

Comments

[hc_godess]

Wow, I was worried that they wouldn't bring sexy back again before the world changed too much. But you know, when they own the information, they can bend it all they want.

I bet Mr. Twitchell owns a smoking jacket. It just seems like the kind of thing Mr. Twitchell would own.

Take 'em to the bridge.

Yes, Valerie, Mr. Twitchell does own a smoking jacket.

[jamesracheld]

He and his wife, Hephzibah, get together with three other couples every other month and wear smoking jackets and the ladies wear corsets and other "golden age" after-dinner attire and discuss various victorian authors and their works while sipping punch that Mr. Twitchell's good friend, Mervin, spiked with grenadine.

Re: Yes, Valerie, Mr. Twitchell does own a smoking jacket.

[fairegirl69]

Good Lord...you need to get laid.

I say that with love hun. (I hope you're writing this shit down somewhere to be a book in the future as I want to read about the Adventures of Mr. Twitchell)

Re: Yes, Valerie, Mr. Twitchell does own a smoking jacket.

[hc_godess]

Gah. I had something all witty and verbose to respond with.

Then I got distracted by something shiney.

Now I have no idea what I was going to say.

But John says: "Black - it's the absence of color. It's more of a pastel black, really."

"Ooh I pierced the toast!"

[fairegirl69]

"You know what I'll just take one more schneken for the road, when the schneken beckons"