TOW The Price of Mailing My Hand
If you wish to hack my hand off in the future and mail it to me for ransom later [wait, that doesn't make sense], it'll cost you $7.15. Well, that is if it's the left hand. I have yet to weigh the right one. [In answer to your unasked question, I was bored and standing by the mail machine.]
Other things about work...
GREAT names. I came across one by the name of Arthur T. Twitchell and I nearly wet myself. Isn't that the best name? Can't you just see it? All sorts of quirky things happen to Mr. Twitchell. He's a HS Principal but with a crazy family and life. Oh nothing perverse like furries and dog sex or anything, just quirky. Like, his entire basment is an exact to-scale replica of the United States for the sole reason of having a model railroad scene to be building up of the transcontinental railroad, complete with little Asian-Americans and Tom Cruise. And he's got a cat named Fido and a dog named Purry. And he's always the hit of every party even though he tries to blend in with the crowd and lay low. "Oh that Arthur!" his friends would say. His favorite meal is Shepherd's Pie on Tuesdays. And when he goes to the dry cleaners, they give him his next door neighbor's, and elderly woman named Violet, bloomers that got mixed in with his blue suit! And then his car breaks down outside an IHOP on the Interstate and the only people that stop to help him are a group of clowns---it's a real clown car!
[sighs] That's Mr. Twitchell for you...always something quirky happening to him.
And, as a newsflash:
Earlier today, Sexy was brought back twice while we waited on the world to change.
I went to another bridal expo with Val, Kim, and Dolores on Sunday and man did we have fun! It's definitely better in groups [although I will always cherish the memories of my first time with Dolores *sniffs*]. We uncovered the true meaning of AATT, played some Plinko, got hot for some "Fun" DJ's, ate too much cake, and let the schnecken beckon! Ladies, I can't wait until the next one!
Finally, I have some good news to report.
I LOST 8lbs!
I'm very pleased. It's a nice, healthy weight loss. Here's hoping I can keep it up so I can be healthier for the weddings.
**Portions of this journal entry were cross-posted to the myspaces.
Other things about work...
GREAT names. I came across one by the name of Arthur T. Twitchell and I nearly wet myself. Isn't that the best name? Can't you just see it? All sorts of quirky things happen to Mr. Twitchell. He's a HS Principal but with a crazy family and life. Oh nothing perverse like furries and dog sex or anything, just quirky. Like, his entire basment is an exact to-scale replica of the United States for the sole reason of having a model railroad scene to be building up of the transcontinental railroad, complete with little Asian-Americans and Tom Cruise. And he's got a cat named Fido and a dog named Purry. And he's always the hit of every party even though he tries to blend in with the crowd and lay low. "Oh that Arthur!" his friends would say. His favorite meal is Shepherd's Pie on Tuesdays. And when he goes to the dry cleaners, they give him his next door neighbor's, and elderly woman named Violet, bloomers that got mixed in with his blue suit! And then his car breaks down outside an IHOP on the Interstate and the only people that stop to help him are a group of clowns---it's a real clown car!
[sighs] That's Mr. Twitchell for you...always something quirky happening to him.
And, as a newsflash:
Earlier today, Sexy was brought back twice while we waited on the world to change.
I went to another bridal expo with Val, Kim, and Dolores on Sunday and man did we have fun! It's definitely better in groups [although I will always cherish the memories of my first time with Dolores *sniffs*]. We uncovered the true meaning of AATT, played some Plinko, got hot for some "Fun" DJ's, ate too much cake, and let the schnecken beckon! Ladies, I can't wait until the next one!
Finally, I have some good news to report.
I LOST 8lbs!
I'm very pleased. It's a nice, healthy weight loss. Here's hoping I can keep it up so I can be healthier for the weddings.
**Portions of this journal entry were cross-posted to the myspaces.