No, no, I'm not leaving LiveJournal, I'm way too much of an LJ whore to do that ( Read more... )

For reasons that I will discuss in my last entry, I have decided to "retire" JakeyOfTampa and have a different Live Journal.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=jakey_stays_put

Above is the link where you can add me, and I'll likely add you.

Thanks.

Okay, kids, so here's life right now:

I am sitting on an island. Not like a Hawaii island, but like a really small island, like in "The Far Side" cartoons.

Everyone around me is swimming. . .splashing. . .having fun. They're surprised that I'm not joining them. And I want to join them--if only I had bothered to learn how to swim.

I am going to have an orgasm.

Don't make dinner plans with me and then go off with other people and text me at 6:30 saying you don't know how long you'll be.

Fuck this, I'm just gonna have cereal.

Fuck this, I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go.

Have I mentioned fuck this?

I was going to write a very detailed and articulate LJ, but then Dane stayed on the computer until 3:18 in the morning. Thanks, Dane ( Read more... )

I was supposed to have left the house over an hour ago ( Read more... )

Alicia Joy and I woke up at 5:00 today to go to Perkins. Erin is delusional and wanted to come with us, so she did. God, I hope she went back to bed when we dropped her off at five to six ( Read more... )

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I just finished my AP English paper at 1:07 A.M. And no, I did not proofread it. Because proofreading is for losers ( Read more... )