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We're the freaking United States.  We invented the Internet.  We put a man on the moon and a probe on Mars.  Why can't we put food and water on the floor of the Astrodome?

St. Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to be here."

Pope John Paul II says, "Why? What did I do wrong on earth?"

St. Peter says, "God was very angry with your stance on women becoming priests."

Pope John Paul says, "He's mad about THAT?"

St. Peter says, "She's furious."

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The owner of a golf course in Indiana was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Purdue. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my

Is Rice Obstructing the Bolton Investigation?

A very serious allegation buried in a story in today’s Washington Post ( Read more... )

"Listen, I went to confession the other day.  I said, "Hey, you first".

-Dennis Miller to Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, April 20, 2005

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Dontcha hate it when you hear about a website on the radio and forget the url by the time you get home?

"My choice in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."

Harry S Truman

Originally posted by thd3 in democrats