Herc had no surviving family members with whom he was on speaking terms, so he wasn't really expecting any visitors this weekend. He'd just set up camp in his office, Max snoozing away in his bed in the corner, ready to meet any parents or other relatives who might want to stop by and address any questions or concerns they might have. He was ( Read more... )

Herc had an office now! Of course, Herc had had an office before coming to the island, it was just...Stacker's office, and he couldn't quite shake the feeling that at any moment Stacker was going to walk in and tell him to get out of his chair. This office was blissfully free of emotional associations. So far, his main association with this ( Read more... )

"You've reached Hercules Hansen. I'm not available at the moment, but if you leave a message I'll get back to you. Probably. If you're calling on PPDC business it had better be really important. Tone's coming up, you know how this goes."

BEEP.

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