like a tigerrr (almost)

[jadeluxe]

remember about four years ago, i started publishing excerpts of my unpublished guide to domesticity, Home Goddess: How To Get By When You've Far Overstayed Your Welcome In The Family Bosom, And Suddenly Have To Rely On Life Skills You Haven't Cultivatedthere was a chapter devoted to how not to go around unnecessarily replacing all the light bulbs

Comments

[strangenoises]

This is absolutely brilliant. Love the caption for Rufus! I don't know which is more beautiful, your mighty offspring or your adventures in displaying your maternal love. ;)

[chelseabun]

I had that book too! My favourite was the train.

[jadeluxe]

the train was cool. it was far too advanced for me to make though. jam rolls and tooth picks and shit.

[josef_barghest]

Tiger cake!

[jadekfguest]

yes!! tiger cake! i TOLD you it'd kick ass.

btw, my favourite was always the swimming pool, due to those awesome chocolate stick biscuits around the edge, but i do admit a soft spot for the guitar cake.

did every 80s australian household have this book???

mish
xx

[jadeluxe]

those chocolate stick biscuits were awesome, but the jelly "water" in the pool always looked rubbish to me. the guitar was rad. as was the completely sexist sewing kit and typewriter in the girls section of the book.

[imarocka76]

WOW, that's an interesting choice for his third word!