Title: True Love ( Read more... )

Haruno Sakura

First in class in written tests. Superior chakra control. Intelligent, above average analytical skills, mediocre practical skills. Takes no initiative. Eager to please, especially authority figures. Civilian background.

Kakashi could picture her already: a bit of a know-it-all who put too much stock in the book. That ( Read more... )

The elevator voice at work (the one that tells you which floor you're on) sounds oddly familiar. I've been trying to place it for months. Today I realized: it sounds like a Dalek.

A highly educated woman Dalek.

They have invaded our machinery and camouflaged. REPENT. THE END IS NIGH.

Unless The Doctor saves us. OMFG how cool would that be? Totally ( Read more... )

GEEERRRRMAANNYYYY! *stretches out hand into the chasm of world cup losers* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I loved you. *sobs*

Why doesn't Germany ever win anything? They get so close, their blitzkrieg strategy is working great and then all of a sudden BAM. GAME OVER.

Well at least Spain showed sportsmanship. Not like Italy. Fuck Italy. *is totally not bitter ( Read more... )

Oh goodness, another one. But ivy_tsuta  gave me a youtube video and told me I'm a blue-green dolphin, so it was totally worth it.

comment, and i will:
1. respond with something random about you.
2. tell you which color you remind me of.
3. tell you my first memory of you. (or, you know, make one up.)
4. tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. ask you ( Read more... )

As you all know, I like to keep my posts sporadic. But I have to share my awesome day with you (and memorialize it for myself. Because what goes on the internet stays on the internet) ( Cut for shameless gloating )

I shall now describe finals via interpretive dance lolcats

Before:

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New York Blood Drive sent me a Happy Birthday email. Here's the catch: I've never given blood.

HOW DOES IT KNOW THESE THINGS?

paranoia: *is encouraged*
creepy halloween-like happening: *is late to the party* *very very late*

Wow. Wow.

I'm dumb.

I just realized that in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Fire Nation is China (their names, their architecture, the dragons, their love of the colour red...) and...wait for it...Air nomads ARE TIBETIANS. Which would make Aang the Dalai Lama? Maybe? THIS SHOW IS SO POLITICALLY CHARGED.

In other news, Earth, or at the very least ( Read more... )

Snagged from amused4ever 's LJ

You Are WTF?


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