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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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2009 Watched Movies (1st time viewings only)
1. National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
2. Gran Torino
3. Bottle Rocket
4. Jumper
5. The Wrestler
6. Taken (this movie is the shit, great popcorn flick)
7. Smart People
8. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
9. First Sunday
10. Zach & Miri Make A Porno
11. Reno 911!: Miami
12. Wanted
13. Hitman
14. 100 Girls
15. Yes Man
16. Vantage Point
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I don't know if anybody on my friend's list smokes, but I saw this while browsing around on Flickr this morning:
"Last Request: Please Don't Smoke" by Sean (Ajka_Hungary)
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Quote of the day
You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money.