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[Video] 01 Apple Picked

Jul 03, 2011 18:58

[At first, all that's seen is the sky and some tree branches. Every now and then, there's a sound of hooves meeting the ground. After about a minute of this, somebody with a country-sounding accent speaks.]What in tarnation is goin' on around here? This ain't my apple orchard, that's for sure. 'N I'm doubly sure that there was nothin' like this ( Read more... )

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video; second_first July 3 2011, 23:02:07 UTC

[Rei is somehow not surprised. This is the benefit of being Rei.]

A communication device.

video; jacksurapples July 3 2011, 23:03:51 UTC

[She peers suspiciously at it.]

...Now, how'd you get in there?

video; second_first July 3 2011, 23:05:43 UTC

I did not.

video; jacksurapples July 4 2011, 02:25:26 UTC

Okay, then....

[Applejack decides to ignore that it can...apparently show people on that screen.]

How'd I wind up here? All I remember's goin' ta sleep.

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holyandsexy July 4 2011, 00:08:25 UTC

[Huh, that's new.]

Hello, you're in Wonderland.

jacksurapples July 4 2011, 02:26:31 UTC

Wonderland? Don't see anythin' "wonderful" 'bout it so far.

[Pause.]

Though, the orchard's very nice.

holyandsexy July 4 2011, 02:52:36 UTC

There isn't much that's wonderful about it.

jacksurapples July 5 2011, 21:52:58 UTC

I don' get why it's called "Wonderland," then.

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[video forever] kch_kch July 4 2011, 03:51:01 UTC

[Okay, to be fair, Altivo never spoke. But as far as Miguel was concerned he might as well have been a person! Not to mention there's a talking panther here already, right?

Not that he's talking to that guy after the jaguar incident. But still.]

I don't know what it is! But what I can tell you is I am Miguel, and you have a gorgeous mane.

[Miguel is a horse person like people can be cat people. THIS IS NOT CREEPY.]

jacksurapples July 5 2011, 21:54:27 UTC

[She didn't expect this.]

Why, thank you, sugar cube! The name's Applejack. Pleasure ta meet ya, Miguel!

kch_kch July 5 2011, 23:59:23 UTC

It is nice to meet you too, Applejack!

So, I'm guessing you like apples. Is that the case, bonita poni?

dashboardlite July 4 2011, 17:22:44 UTC

[At first, Dean just stares.

Then he laughs.

Hard.

The narration is of the opinion that if Dean Winchester was a pony, he too would have freckles and a stamp on his ass (though it would likely be an anti-possession sigil as opposed to an apple, despite his love of the pie) and an amusing accent.

But maybe we'll ponify him later. For now, he's just laughing.]

jacksurapples July 5 2011, 21:55:08 UTC

[Applejack is not amused, Dean Winchester.]

An' what is so funny?

dashboardlite July 5 2011, 22:03:54 UTC

Nothin', nothin', I just-

[SNORT.]

-thought I was hallucinating for a second there.

[He composes himself.]

S'just...never mind. Think I've seen about everything, now. You're, uh...where'd you say you were from?

jacksurapples July 5 2011, 22:08:54 UTC

Well, it ain't no trick.

I'm from Equestria, Ponyville to be exact.

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timisnotme July 4 2011, 17:44:31 UTC

*Tim just stares. And stares. And then stares more.*

You're a talking horse. This is fucking awesome!

jacksurapples July 5 2011, 21:56:41 UTC

A course I can talk! An' I'm a pony, if we wanna get all technical. But thank ya fer the compliment.

timisnotme July 6 2011, 08:15:00 UTC

I really shouldn't be surprised by a talking pony at this point. But it's still pretty damn cool. I'm Tim by the way.