Jul 03, 2011 18:58
[At first, all that's seen is the sky and some tree branches. Every now and then, there's a sound of hooves meeting the ground. After about a minute of this, somebody with a country-sounding accent speaks.]
What in tarnation is goin' on around here? This ain't my apple orchard, that's for sure. 'N I'm doubly sure that there was nothin' like this near or at Canterlot! Then…how in Equestria did I end up here?
[Suddenly, the head of an light orange, blond-maned pony with what looks like a cowgirl hat appears on the screen. She gives the journal an unimpressed, but curious, look. And then she does something really strange: she speaks.]
And what the hay is this contraption?
applejack is confused!,
oooo shiny,
what the hay,
~video,
you're not hallucinating,
you suddenly want apples,
country gal,
have a pony wonderland,
dash what did you do,
honor among ponies,
apples apples apples,
how do i technology,
suspicious pony is suspicious,
oh god she speaks