You're So Cute When You're Slurring Your Speech

[jackson_nash]

Marine Corps Ball was awesome. The Ambassador line danced to Achy Breaky Heart. And I kinda want to message this chick I was into on facebook but we never introduced ourselves and so me doing some digging and finding out her name comes off as stalkerish and we don't have mutual friends at all and like let's make this a HUGE RUN ON SENTENCE

Comments

[sinclair_furie]

Clearly, if you go with the logic of "multiple orgasms and clitorises are the best" then multiple instances of multiple orgasms and clitorises, with MAXIMAL multiple orgasms and clitorises per capita is the strictly superior choice.

LOGIC.

[jackson_nash]

Exactly!

[cheecheechee]

I don't get when people say that sex has to be better with someone of their own gender because that person would better understand what they want. I just feel like at the end of the day, when you're finally down there, it's still "holy shit these are not my own genitals".

Also, I'm too afraid to google stomas.

[jackson_nash]

I was thinking bout masturbation n applying it. Stomas are holes n ur body. Sorry im using my phone.