You're So Cute When You're Slurring Your Speech
Marine Corps Ball was awesome. The Ambassador line danced to Achy Breaky Heart. And I kinda want to message this chick I was into on facebook but we never introduced ourselves and so me doing some digging and finding out her name comes off as stalkerish and we don't have mutual friends at all and like let's make this a HUGE RUN ON SENTENCE.
Right so I never drink on nights when I have class the next day, but I am extra bendy when it comes to peer pressure so I went with the first year Fil Ams to go drink Red Horse at a sketchy like place. Since I didn't eat dinner I get pretty buzzed fast and since it's a LAW that everytime the Fil Ams converge we must talk about sex.
Rosque: So my room mate from San Diego is coming to visit me and hook up with a chick she met online.
Artelee: Wait, so she's a lesbian?
Me: thinking No shit.
Fem*says what I was thinking*
Artelee: I can understand a guy wanting dick, but I don't get why two girls would...
Me: Eat each other out? (I somehow don't drunk!scream out "BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" but instead say: Because the clit is awesome and you can have multiple orgasms!
Cliff: A skilled guy can give you those too.
Me*too buzzed to say that another woman would know what I'd want more then a guy...*
Then Adrian polls everyone on whether they'd rather have a slut daughter or a gay son. Ok so everyone that answered when with gay son. Except for the chick that got knocked up when she was like sixteen and gives alcoholic drinks to her one year old... (IN HINDSIGHT: This is awesomely hilarious. That she would go with slut daughter.) But the only reason she hangs out with is because our Fil Am friend is her baby's daddy.
Then Fem asked me if I was still a virgin which yeah I am. No shame in that. Shame hangs in the fact that I found out the guy I was about to lose it to had a girlfriend at another school and how far I went with him. Yeah. If I was sober the story would have ended there, but drunk!Charli will tell you how big of a freak she is when you state "Charli comes off as innocent."
Also talked about Thai chicks that can open bottles with there vaginas. And some stripper that smokes out of her vagina as part of her show in Ermita...
Then I forget what else we talked about.
Cliff was kinda leaning towards me the whole night but I have no idea how to tell if people are into me...
Preview for next lj: We get to learn how to CLEAN STOMAS! YAY. Go image search stomas and see how glamourous nursing is!
Right so I never drink on nights when I have class the next day, but I am extra bendy when it comes to peer pressure so I went with the first year Fil Ams to go drink Red Horse at a sketchy like place. Since I didn't eat dinner I get pretty buzzed fast and since it's a LAW that everytime the Fil Ams converge we must talk about sex.
Rosque: So my room mate from San Diego is coming to visit me and hook up with a chick she met online.
Artelee: Wait, so she's a lesbian?
Me: thinking No shit.
Fem*says what I was thinking*
Artelee: I can understand a guy wanting dick, but I don't get why two girls would...
Me: Eat each other out? (I somehow don't drunk!scream out "BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" but instead say: Because the clit is awesome and you can have multiple orgasms!
Cliff: A skilled guy can give you those too.
Me*too buzzed to say that another woman would know what I'd want more then a guy...*
Then Adrian polls everyone on whether they'd rather have a slut daughter or a gay son. Ok so everyone that answered when with gay son. Except for the chick that got knocked up when she was like sixteen and gives alcoholic drinks to her one year old... (IN HINDSIGHT: This is awesomely hilarious. That she would go with slut daughter.) But the only reason she hangs out with is because our Fil Am friend is her baby's daddy.
Then Fem asked me if I was still a virgin which yeah I am. No shame in that. Shame hangs in the fact that I found out the guy I was about to lose it to had a girlfriend at another school and how far I went with him. Yeah. If I was sober the story would have ended there, but drunk!Charli will tell you how big of a freak she is when you state "Charli comes off as innocent."
Also talked about Thai chicks that can open bottles with there vaginas. And some stripper that smokes out of her vagina as part of her show in Ermita...
Then I forget what else we talked about.
Cliff was kinda leaning towards me the whole night but I have no idea how to tell if people are into me...
Preview for next lj: We get to learn how to CLEAN STOMAS! YAY. Go image search stomas and see how glamourous nursing is!